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This is why we can’t have nice things.
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Hell is other people. Other people, in orca costumes.
This is why we can’t have nice things.
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Hell is other people. Other people, in orca costumes.
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March 25th, 2010 at 12:08 am
I can’t wait for someone like this to sneak into sea world and be found dead in the Orca tank.
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kat reply on March 25th, 2010 4:16 pm:
Someone already has. That whale that recently killed his trainer, awhile ago they opened the park in the morning and found someone dead in the pool with Tillicum. The person was not a park employee and they still haven’t figured out quite how he got in there, or why. Makes you wonder
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March 25th, 2010 at 2:58 am
What in the seven hells?
Still, I guess it was only a matter of time. On a related note
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: If somebody who you know has a fetish asks you for a hand with spring cleaning, politely decline – or at least give them a chance to hide everything first. (what an awkward day that was)
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theodore reply on March 25th, 2010 3:07 am:
Aw, come on… You didn’t offer to share them?
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March 25th, 2010 at 5:55 am
Now that brings an entirely new meaning to harpooning the whale.
I guess blow up sheep just aren’t good enough for some people.
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March 25th, 2010 at 5:56 am
I….I….I….
Captcha 6,000 molokai…like to eat orca for breakfast.
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March 25th, 2010 at 9:51 am
What…what IS that?
“Whimpers”
Kill it. KILL IT WITH FIRE.
If I wake up screaming at two AM, it’s your fault, Skippy. Thanks a LOT.
God, it’s still in my head…
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March 25th, 2010 at 9:53 am
urk…I think my brain just threw up in my skull. Anyone have any mental floss?
captcha: wives hemmed…yeah, if he had a wife, she was probably hemmed when she saw this!
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March 25th, 2010 at 11:17 am
Ok, all I saw was a fat guy in an orca suit on top of an orca. I didn’t click on the video because I have learned quickly on this site on what not to click. And now, after reading the comments, i’m glad I listened to my better judgement.
captcha: had condemn, yes, I have a feeling he had been condemned never to go to seaworld again.
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Willy reply on March 25th, 2010 3:50 pm:
Um, it’s actually just the picture. But urgh….
Captcha: around wriggly.
Oh God…
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Billy reply on March 25th, 2010 9:41 pm:
I might have noticed that earlier, but since i’m used to seeing videos on this site, and due to the fact that this looks like a bad video, I didn’t click on it to find out.
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March 25th, 2010 at 11:25 am
See, this is one of the main reasons why people hate furries; because the most disturbing, sickening individuals have to be THAT MUCH MORE public and freakin WEIRD than all the rest of us.
We’re not all like that. I personally find ANY ‘fursuits’ creepy as all hell. This would be like a guy taking a picture of him with a Real Doll painted like a Night Elf or something; really, you can be a loony, but don’t take pictures and show the rest of us, please. No matter how much you break our brains, we’re not going to be as crazy as you are either.
*goes to be nauseated*
Captcha: Special Vulture… yeah, someone pretending to be a vulture would be ‘special’ all right.
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Tremorwolf reply on March 26th, 2010 1:59 pm:
I hear you on this… Sometimes i look around at AC and just do a jaw drop and WTF….
also.. Furies are EVERYWHERE!.. just look! TWO on Skippy’s page! :D
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Catbunny reply on March 26th, 2010 10:24 pm:
Heeheeheehee…
three
– Daisy on FurryMUCK
captcha: especially bubblier
No, I think the orca dude above is bubblier.
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tremorwolf reply on March 29th, 2010 1:42 pm:
GREAT!,, Let the Murry Purry Transformation of Skippy’s page begin! XD
J/K skippy..really.
David B reply on April 3rd, 2014 7:24 pm:
It’s people like these who give furries bad names.
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March 25th, 2010 at 2:16 pm
Was going to avoid commenting on this – but
“extends bedroom” came up on Captcha, and I couldn’t let that one pass…
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March 25th, 2010 at 5:44 pm
Rule 34 and 36 come into play there.
Holy shit… I don’t even know what to make of that.
Captcha: volunteers dilated. What volunteers would dilate /that/.
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March 26th, 2010 at 4:51 am
You find strange stuff on the interwebs when you’re not looking for it. I found a site devoted to people who put each other through faux boot-camp ’cause they like to be abused. Lots of shirtless guys wearing marine corps covers….I wasn’t surprised, just thought that it was funny that I’d never heard of that particular kink. Hey, so long as there are no childen, animals, or trips to the emergency room I don’t care what you get up to, but I’d rather not run into it unprepared.
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March 26th, 2010 at 5:20 am
OMGWTF?!? That has got to be the most hilarious thing I’ve ever seen!
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March 31st, 2010 at 4:41 pm
Rule 34 is still in play.
captcha: shrews thousand
A thousand shrews, and Rule 34? Lets not go all Richard Gere on this/
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