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Yes, “Not allowed to trade equipment for magic beans.” We would be in charge, we would trade all the equipment away, and then the person who had all the equipment would use it on us and take charge.
I would need proof of the magic of the beans before I trade my equipment for them. And even then, having the benifit of being half insane, the beans would have to give me at least soda.
Anonymous reply on December 3rd, 2009 7:16 am:
Generally, I would agree that that religion shouldn’t run a country. However, Israel was created as a Jewish state…
If it wasn’t a theocracy, there would be more Muslims and Christians than Jews, which would defeat the point.
I’d say it’s because we’re all fond of sharp pointy implements and things that go BOOM!, plus we’re all UN-fond of stupidity and idiots in general, and we have too many fun ideas for improving the gene pool…..
captcha: hectare removal….. you can remove a lot of people from the gene pool, if you have a hectare to bury the evidence
I think this is a fake. Neither Hialeah Gardens nor Doral had been incorporated in 1988, and the county’s name was still Dade County, not Miami-Dade County, at that time. I should know; I was growing up in Miami Springs (right next to what would later be “Doral”) at the time.
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December 2nd, 2009 at 11:42 am
Great fun! They should put point values on them like some of the old video games…
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December 2nd, 2009 at 1:34 pm
where are the sunglasses?
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December 2nd, 2009 at 4:02 pm
Hat Tip — Israeli soldier punished for keeping up the Skippy Tradition:
http://www.transracial.net/2009/12/02/cat-stew-israel-soldier-jailed-for-re-cooking-sabbath-meal/
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Ihmhi reply on December 2nd, 2009 9:18 pm:
Well, what do you expect from a theocracy?
Religion shouldn’t run people’s lives, much less a country.
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Minty reply on December 2nd, 2009 9:20 pm:
Tell me again why we Skippites aren’t in charge?
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Phelps reply on December 2nd, 2009 11:01 pm:
List item #49.
Minty reply on December 3rd, 2009 11:00 pm:
Which list? Skippy’s? “Not allowed to trade equipment for magic beans.”
There’s a very obvious point in there somewhere, and I’m just too tired to figure it out.
Phelps reply on December 4th, 2009 8:06 am:
Yes, “Not allowed to trade equipment for magic beans.” We would be in charge, we would trade all the equipment away, and then the person who had all the equipment would use it on us and take charge.
Minty reply on December 4th, 2009 11:30 am:
Well, maybe you would do that. And Skippy. So, all we have to do is keep you and our Fearless Leader away from any and all supplies.
Captcha: “going VICTORS.” Sounds like even Captcha thinks we should get moving on this!
Billy reply on December 4th, 2009 3:07 pm:
I would need proof of the magic of the beans before I trade my equipment for them. And even then, having the benifit of being half insane, the beans would have to give me at least soda.
Anonymous reply on December 3rd, 2009 7:16 am:
Generally, I would agree that that religion shouldn’t run a country. However, Israel was created as a Jewish state…
If it wasn’t a theocracy, there would be more Muslims and Christians than Jews, which would defeat the point.
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Phelps reply on December 4th, 2009 3:31 pm:
I’ve never got soda from beans. All I’ve ever gotten was gas.
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December 2nd, 2009 at 9:18 pm
Alrighty then.
Captcha: “vomitorious decamp.” Ditto the above.
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December 3rd, 2009 at 5:19 am
Link seems to be busted.
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December 3rd, 2009 at 7:02 am
I’d say it’s because we’re all fond of sharp pointy implements and things that go BOOM!, plus we’re all UN-fond of stupidity and idiots in general, and we have too many fun ideas for improving the gene pool…..
captcha: hectare removal….. you can remove a lot of people from the gene pool, if you have a hectare to bury the evidence
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paula reply on December 3rd, 2009 7:03 am:
shucks, that’s supposed to be a reply to Minty, up in comment #5!
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Minty reply on December 3rd, 2009 11:01 pm:
I repeat: why aren’t we in charge?! What is wrong with every point you brought up?
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December 3rd, 2009 at 5:14 pm
I think this is a fake. Neither Hialeah Gardens nor Doral had been incorporated in 1988, and the county’s name was still Dade County, not Miami-Dade County, at that time. I should know; I was growing up in Miami Springs (right next to what would later be “Doral”) at the time.
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Captain Scurvy reply on December 3rd, 2009 6:19 pm:
Well, thank you for ruining the fun of everyone who actually believed that the police made a movie like that.
Captcha: dialling HANLEY, “paging Dr. Hanley, paging Dr. Hanley… HANLEY GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!!”
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Phelps reply on December 3rd, 2009 7:37 pm:
We know it is fake. (well, fictional). Just go to the website at the end.
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Minty reply on December 3rd, 2009 11:03 pm:
Wow, can’t believe you felt it necessary to point that out.
Captcha: “SprdtheWord tops” are the new fashion accessory for the discerning masochist.
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