What Religion Is Right For You?
You may find yourself in the market for a new set of spiritual beliefs. But there are currently so many? How do you determine the best on for you?
Thankfully the good people at HolyTaco.com have put together this handy flowchart to help you out.
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October 22nd, 2009 at 3:13 pm
Mayan religion for the win!
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October 22nd, 2009 at 3:20 pm
I believe I will have another beer…
Captcha: California nuptials – the main reason I need more beer…
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October 22nd, 2009 at 3:45 pm
And yet nothing for the Greek religions. Strangly enough, I have a friend who worships the Greek gods…
I belive in fate myself, that and I like the idea that everything is made of energy, but thats a story for another time.
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kat reply on October 22nd, 2009 7:16 pm:
I am a Hellanic Pagan. I figure what was good enough for for my ancestors is good enough for me, unfortunately there is a distinct lack of places to worship in the Seattle Area.
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Minty reply on October 22nd, 2009 9:13 pm:
Sucks, doesn’t it? And even if there were, the groups would be so exclusionary it’s almost not worth it to try and break in.
Hell, start your own group.
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StoneWolf reply on October 23rd, 2009 5:02 am:
A what now?
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Kat reply on October 23rd, 2009 11:05 am:
Greek pagan, a follower of the Ancient Greek Pantheon including (but not limited to) Zeuz, Posiedon, Hades, Athena, Demeter, Ares, Hermes, Aphrodite ect, ect, ect
Captcha: Carryout obi – I didn’t know geisha’s came as carryout, this could go far…
Minty reply on October 23rd, 2009 4:19 pm:
Do you think they have those little trays for them?
October 22nd, 2009 at 5:28 pm
Been away for awhile, hey, that is just the way it is.
I F*CKING LOVE THIS CHART!!!
Almost as much as I do Bacon :-)
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October 22nd, 2009 at 9:19 pm
teehee, magic underwear!
Captcha: guzzling Jr, what Cronos did!
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Dave in NC reply on October 23rd, 2009 11:16 am:
Okay, I’m confused. None of my Mormon friends have ever said anythign about magical underwear….mmmm, bacon.
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M578Jockey reply on October 23rd, 2009 1:01 pm:
Here’s the magic underwear. Sounds more exciting than it is, but that’s not surprising considering it’s Mormon.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temple_garment
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Anna reply on October 23rd, 2009 7:18 pm:
Come on, underwear that protects you from evil, that’s pretty exciting! I wonder if it would count with zombies?
October 23rd, 2009 at 5:01 am
Nice. It almost makes me want to convert! But to which one? Oh, right, just follow the chart.
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October 23rd, 2009 at 6:49 am
I’m a Norse pagan. Religious services involve getting roaring drunk and eating porkchops. You can fornicate with wenches, too, if you swing that way.
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Billy reply on October 23rd, 2009 11:50 am:
Sounds like my kind of religion, except I don’t drink, of course, its never too late to start. Except when you’re dead, then its kinda late. Wait, Asgard, the great mead hall, it really is never too late to start drinking!
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Minty reply on October 23rd, 2009 4:21 pm:
Sounds like CR. And the Germanic paths. And–oh, wait, that’s pretty much all of the Northern European disciples, right?
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October 23rd, 2009 at 7:23 am
I feel offended Scientology is there but what the FUCK happened to FSM!!!
ok so we take Xenu for real and not a Flying Spaguetty Monster como ON GUY’S!!!
I hate this blog entry…. arg!
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October 23rd, 2009 at 9:21 am
I love how it encourages people to pick a religion based on what take away they prefer.
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October 23rd, 2009 at 10:30 am
How about those of us who follow Cthulu? Why is the chart prejudiced against half million year old evil squid like aliens?
Captcha: tio admires – Cthulu?
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October 23rd, 2009 at 10:31 am
If you’re Jewish and you don’t “F*CKING LOVE HUMMUS,” you might have a problem.
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October 23rd, 2009 at 11:38 am
By blood, I suppose I should be a Norse Pagan… the roving type. Trouble is, you get in trouble these days for pillaging small towns in the warmer southern region, killing the men and forcibly shacking up with the women through the winter.
Glad I’m not fond of organized religion in general. I could get in some serious trouble!
…FSM FTW. (the only reason Scientology made the cut is all the money backing it. Rational people rarely make a boatload of cash in our bass-ackwards society)
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October 23rd, 2009 at 11:46 pm
Love the magical underwear comment. In Utah, we fondly refer to them as “Jesus Jammies”
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October 24th, 2009 at 9:37 am
Guess I better go out and get myself a black cat or I can’t be a Wiccan any more. ;-P
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October 25th, 2009 at 6:05 am
heh I’d be a Norse Pagan if i wasn’t a rabid frothing of the mouth worshiper of Khorne :P
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD !!!!
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March 30th, 2014 at 9:44 pm
I’m a Pastafarian.
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