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Well a whole bunch of you clicked on the link for me. Six hundred and fifteen of you at the time of this posting. So thanks for hooking me up.

Thanks to your efforts, I now not only get to take my wife out to eat for free, but I get extra advertising off of the Heart Attack Grill site. (Number 12 position, Woo!)

Of course there were 2,700 unique visitors to my site the day I put the link up.  So you other 2,085 bastards can just go piss off.  What is it you hate more: birthdays, hamburgers, or sexy nurse outfits?  It’s positively un-American to hate those things.  I hope you are ashamed of yourself.

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So my wife’s birthday is this Friday.  And to celebrate this wonderful, beautiful, intelligent woman, who for some reason is willing to put up with my nonsense, I have offered to take her out to any restaurant that she desires.

She chose the Heart Attack Grill.

I love this woman.

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