The Do’s and Don’ts of WoW
The Do’s and Don’ts of WoW: – From mostly a rogue’s perspective.
(Submitted by Jason Cyrus)
1. Do not mistake the mass buff bind for the Blink bind. This will result in your immediate death by cleave from the boss you are about to fight.
2. Do not pick a fight with a Ret Paladin, they will rape you in the face.
3. If you aren’t a plate wearer, do not pick a fight with a rogue, they will rape you in places you didn’t know you had.
4. Even if you do wear plate, unless you are a paladin, don’t pick a fight with a rogue, they will still rape you in ways you couldn’t imagine.
5. Just because the Paladin/rogue is on half hp does not mean you can win.
6. Always check your buff mats, no one likes to hear “I ran out of candles I’ll have to buff all 40 of you singly.”
6a. Don’t expect mages to always make a table.
7. Always bring food to buff yourself with. Nothing better than super munchies before a boss fight.
7a. Ever notice how food in WoW is like taking drugs IRL? They taste like nothing yet make you feel more agile/strong/tough for about an hour.
8. Don’t complain about broken weapons when you didn’t repair first.
9. Don’t be surprised when melee dies in raids to the first thing they are supposed to avoid. Melee are stupid.
10. Don’t be surprised when casters pull aggro and get raped in the face, they are usually too busy watching their cds (cooldowns).
11. Don’t blame the healers every time the tank dies. Sometimes its lag, other times a silence, and sometimes you just get unlucky.
12. Don’t however automatically assume you have a competent healer, most of them are stupid and don’t know how to watch people’s hp.
13. Don’t tell your friends you spent all your cash on items/repairs and have no money for an fp (flight path) The will mock you for life.
14. Do not pick a fight with Slaves of the Fist guild, they will rape you in the face worse than any normal player.
15. Don’t ninja loot, you will be hunted down and your fingers stapled to your ears for this crime.
16. Main spec before Off Spec, similar punishment to 15 will befall violators of this rule.
17. “I’m going dps when Wrath comes out next week.” Is not a valid reason to violate 16.
18. Unless the rogue is full Brutal geared, they should not be subtlety(sp?) specced. If they are then leave immediately, you will wipe more times than you thought possible.
19. Do not ask a warlock to tank an instance with his pet. If you get asked this as a Lock, leave immediately, your group is stupid and you will have a massive repair bill by the end of it.
20. Do not listen to music when you should be on Vent/TeamSpeak. You will miss crucial info and this will get you shouted at.
21. Dutch people are the best people to listen to on vent EVER.
22. French people are the funniest people to listen to ranting over wipes.
23. It is not wise to mock your GL after he goes ape because the raid keeps wiping on a hard boss.
24. If you need it, need it, don’t bitch about not getting the item when you greeded instead.
25. Do not question the DKP Officer, he knows how the system works.
26. Do not piss off the DKP Officer, he knows how to manipulate the system.
27. Do not piss off your class leader. We have the power to stop you going on guild raids.
28. As a class leader make sure you check all your subordinates and make sure they arn’t illiterate. (sp?)
29. If you are found to actually be literate then it is your sole responsibility to read raid tactics. Ignorance is no excuse.
30. If you say you can attend a raid then stay till the end unless you specifically say you can only play till X time. Leaving mid-raid will make the anger sharks in your CL’s head swim around vigorously.
31. If a quest says it needs 3 people then you will likely need at LEAST one wingman to back you up. Getting your face cleaved off because your ego made you think you were invincible is just sad.
32. As a tank do not mass/chain pull if asked not to. Even if the healers can keep up with the damage it doesn’t mean the DPS can keep up with the pace. Even rogues need a break to recover energy and CDs.
33. DO NOT BREAK THE SHEEP.
34. DO NOT BREAK THE SAP.
35. DO NOT STAND IN THE FUCKING FIRE!!!!
36. Do not whine when you get shouted at for wiping the raid for ignoring 33 and/or 34 and ESPECIALLY 35.
37. Do not stand beside the tank, most bosses cleave. This will result in you watching the rest of the fight as a ghost.
38. If the floor changes color its better to move and realize you were safe than to stand there and realize you are a smoking pile of ruin.
39. Do not get an account power leveled and make up a hacked excuse when you get banned. This does not work, Blizzard is allergic to BS.
40. If you pull it, you tank it. End of story.
41. If it is widely known that a member of the raid is only on it for one item and has been waiting on it dropping for some time, rolling on it will most likely get you screamed it. Which, while funny, will generally harm guild harmony.
42. Beware of Leather Jacket cat…it can kill you with laughter.
43. No caster ever wins against a DK (Death Knight). Ever.
44. Just because none of your friends come to the rescue when you get ganked does not mean your target’s friends will not either.
45. If this happens because you repeatedly camped someone, it’s your own fault. Deal with it.
46. When getting boosted, if the booster says “stay here” it means “DON’T MOVE DUMBASS!”.
47. If you are getting boosted for free and the booster wants an item, it’s common courtesy to give it to him. If you don’t he’ll lead you to the boss, then leave you there to die.
47a. No, I don’t have to give you the boost money back if I leave you to die.
48. Bubble-Hearthstone wins every time.
49. Blowing enemies up with bombs and other high explosive projectiles is the most stress-relief there can be.
50. Don’t undercut the AH (auction house) prices by miles, this will ruin the established economy. Especially if people have worked on it to stabilize it.
51. Just because you vanish doesn’t mean I can’t see you.
52. Running through Alteracs naked to see who can race the farthest before they die is supreme fun.
53. As is stealthing through high end dungeons naked.
54. If a rogue says mobs have perception that means mobs CAN SEE THEM.
55. If tactics say a mage is needed to tank a boss do not automatically assume a warlock can tank it too.
56. If a rogue is determined, he will stalk you for miles just to get the perfect moment to kick your ass. Usually when you are half hp or low mana.
57. Do not expect lock picking to be done for free. We don’t expect portals or gear to be made free so don’t expect us to unlock your stuff free.
58. If you don’t have all the mats (materials) for a recipe and ask the maker to supply them, do not be surprised when he charges you AH (auction house) prices, or worse, for those mats.
59. Do not spam trade channel with prostitution services…that’s just plain sad since it’s guaranteed to be a guy on the other side of that Nelf/Belf/Draenei.
60. Do not report sexual harassment when I flame you for stealing the mob I had been waiting an hour for…I will report you for racism right back and win.
61. Don’t go on your friend’s account and make a ticket saying someone flamed you and made you want to kill yourself. Blizzard take this seriously and WILL send police to your door to make sure their money cow stays alive.
62. Your friend will not forgive you for a while.
63. Your other friends, however, will find it hilarious and will never shut up about it.
64. Do not cough into your mic every time you feel the need. This will get you hunted down and throttled.
65. If someone says they are having a bad day do not annoy them for the sake of it; this will get you kicked/banned from vent/guild.
66. They will then mock you for thinking it would go unpunished.
67. If you convince a friend to buy WoW make sure they have a credit card or game card to verify it with, before purchasing the game. Finding out they need this just after they’ve installed it and have no money left for 2 weeks will make you guilty :(
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January 26th, 2009 at 1:15 am
Awesome just awesome.
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Stickfodder reply on January 26th, 2009 1:17 am:
As for #67 doesn’t WoW come with 1 free month? Or do they not do that anymore?
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Roxanne reply on January 26th, 2009 5:04 am:
I think it’s one free month after the initial paid month.
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Andy reply on January 26th, 2009 5:07 am:
maybe it depends where u are, my friend bought it quite recently and he got 1 free month
Eric reply on January 29th, 2009 7:01 am:
I just signed up on 1/7/09, and as of then there was 1 free month. A credit card was required to verify the account, but nothing was charged to it.
Addendum to #67: Make sure you get the Refer-a-Friend bonus, and roll a toon to level with your friend’s. Your guildies will be astonished that you levelled your alt to 60 in 3 weeks.
January 26th, 2009 at 2:29 am
Number 19. I disagree with this since I play a Warlock. This is what I would do: As I tried to keep my pet alive through the first couple pulls I would make sure I stay as far back in the Party as spell range will allow. Then on the first big pull I would wait about 3-5 seconds and then haul !@# while nobody sees me running since they are looking at the fight. They won’t notice until the pet unsummons and I get my shard back. Final step is laugh and /dance outside the instance while watching their life bars drop.
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Steph reply on January 26th, 2009 11:37 am:
Will have to remember this one. One of my favorite conversations: 5 of us getting ready to go into instance. Group member helpfully asks, “hey wait who’s gonna be our healer?” to which I reply “UMM, I have healthstones?”. We forgot the priest had re-speced to shadow. It has become a favorite guild saying for checking on what specs everyone is before setting up a group.
Oh and with my felguard I can usually solo a three man yellow quest, but sometimes Mr. Fancypants just lets me down :(
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January 26th, 2009 at 3:10 am
28. As a class leader make sure you check all your subordinates and make sure they arn’t illiterate. (sp?)
Thats irony right there people. See it, love it.
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January 26th, 2009 at 5:03 am
What I love to do in WoW is when some level 5 begs me for money, I stick every bit of gold I have in the trade window, then wander off to watch Blues Clues with my son for an hour. Screenshot the angry tells about being a jerk, and post on my guilds forum.
Much laughter.
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kat reply on January 26th, 2009 8:24 am:
Best convo I had ever…
[Random Newb] Can I have 10 gold please?
[Me] Why would you even ask that? HELL no.
[Random Newb] You looked nice
[Me] Looks can be SO decieving can’t they
(Walk Away)
Me, hubby and guildies laughed for 5 minutes
Captcha: Training Asylum- Before you go to the regular loony bin
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January 26th, 2009 at 7:56 am
A couple I can add from personal experience.
-If we’re running out of an instance to avoid a wipe, and someone mentions that there are about 12 mobs chasing you, take their word for it. There’s no need to see for yourself.
Before WotLK came out, I was in a SL run, and we accidentally pulled three groups in the room where the 2nd boss is. They made quick work of the tank, and two DPS. The resto druid and I decided to run out to avoid a high repair bill. The druid shapeshifted into cat form and ran, getting a pretty good lead on me. I popped invisibility and ran. When I faded back in, I was running alongside about 12 angry mobs that somehow didn’t aggro onto me, but were zeroed in on the druid. I said over Vent, “Wow, you’ve got a huge crowd chasing you.” I rounded the corner to the entrance portal and I saw the druid STOP, shapeshift out of his cat form, and slowly turn around. As I ran through the portal, I shouted at him over Vent, “What are you doing?! Why did you stop?!” As soon as my loading screen vanished, I saw the message “XXXXXX has died,” meaning our healer bit it right at the door. I was compelled to ask him why he stopped when I just told him he had about a dozen mobs on his tail. His response: “I…..guess I didn’t believe you?”
-When summoning party members at a meeting stone, watch out for nearby flagged members of the opposite faction.
I was about to run Underbog with some guildies. I was the first one to the stone, so I decided to level my fishing skill while I waited for another person. A flagged Tauren warrior came swimming up the way. Being a clothie, I knew better than to mess with them, so I just kept fishing. A nearby paladin decides to take on the flagged Tauren. All of a sudden, 4 more flagged horde come out of one of the instances, and after a while, the paladin dies. Shortly after, two more of my party members arrive simultaneously, and we decide to start summoning. One party member got the portal going, and I must have been a hair too late on right-clicking on the portal. I didn’t get the nice glowy hands of summoning, but what I did get was a PvP flag after smacking the flagged Tauren warrior with my fishing pole for a whopping 15 points of damage. I literally had enough time to say, “Oh shit” over Vent before all five of the horde ganked me in the most horrible and expeditious way possible.
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Ashley reply on January 26th, 2009 9:00 am:
HAHAHAHA I have done that.. well sort of.. I have a rolling office chair and a 95lb black lab who decided that he wanted to be under my feet at that exact moment. The chair rolled backwards, I accidentally right clicked on the dwarf warrior in front of me and hit him with my staff. Lucky for me, I did not die, since he didn’t seem to have any idea how to fight a mage. I did, however, perform the whole fight from the floor where I couldn’t actually see the screen.
I was told my swearing over vent was both colorful and imaginative when the rest of his group came out and molested my mage.
And here’s a question.. why is everyone always shocked when they hear me over vent for the first time? Yes, I am female. I am actually in my 20s AND I know what I am doing… Why is this so surprising?
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Stickfodder reply on January 26th, 2009 12:21 pm:
“why is everyone always shocked when they hear me over vent for the first time? Yes, I am female.”
It’s that belief that anybody on the internet claiming to be a girl is actually a guy. I know that I’ve been surprised to find out that someone in my group is actually a girl.
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Fenrir reply on January 26th, 2009 12:24 pm:
Well, that’s one of the two basic assumptions in WoW.
1. The person you are playing with is male.
2. If the person you are playing with is a hunter you do not know, they are retarded.
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Morgrim reply on January 26th, 2009 7:18 pm:
I have that problem, multiplied. I’m female, I’m Australian (on a US server) and I play a hunter. And if you continue to mock my accent I shall misdirect a mob on to you while we’re waiting for the rest of the group to get themselves organised.
Oh, I also get tells from idiots asking ‘why don’t you have a special pet if you’re BM?’ Because tanks hate devilsaurs (which get big and get in their way), rhinos (which I don’t take into instances because of their knockback move having a nasty habit of pulling at the worst moments) and corehounds (which make everyone’s screen shake). And I know better than to piss off the tank.
Stickfodder reply on January 26th, 2009 12:36 pm:
I’ve done that with a level 6 warlock before. Man that sucked. I was in the valley of trials and two high level asshole Alliance characters come walking in. I didn’t notice that they were pvp flagged and accidentally slicked to attack instead of just clicking them to see if I could see what level they were. I could not. I hit them once, I miss. They hit me once, I die. Instead of going to the spirit healer I went and got my level 57 Shaman and brought along some level 70 DK’s from my guild with me. We killed them pretty quickly then griefed them for about 10 minutes when one of them logged off and the other decided to just stay dead until he wasn’t flagged for pvp anymore. He ran but we followed him and harassed him until he logged off. So I guess the lesson of this story is to not mess with my low level characters, I’ll get my high level character and some BIG Dk’s and we will mess you up.
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January 26th, 2009 at 8:29 am
My own experiece in WoW for the “you need at least a wingman for anything that you need 3 ppl for” is if your a warlock, chain fear if you arn’t in outlands or above, if you are a death knight, go blood and you will just take a while. Also, the true bane of pallies are Aff locks, if you are a pally, and you get unstable affliction on you, don’t get stupid and remove it, you will run around for a few seconds, not knowing what the hell happend to your spells, and you will then be stuck in a permenant fear loop until you die a slow horrible death, while the the lock does the “doom dance”
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creepy reply on January 26th, 2009 9:51 am:
my experience is with rogues and usually with the need 5 ppl i would solo this was a while back though things may have changed but being a combat specced rogue made life nice while playing
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January 26th, 2009 at 8:52 am
Okay so, living in ND means that the only things to do are A)get extremely drunk almost every night B)sleep with everyone or C) play some sort of online game. SOO..
My own ‘discoveries’ while playing WoW…
1. Don’t lose your temper and insult the guild leaders girlfriend. Even if she is the worst mage you have ever seen. She may have the gear because she blows him every night, but that doesn’t mean she has the skill to back it up.
2. Don’t prove this point by challenging her to a duel with your mage and stomping her into the ground. This will make her whine to her BF and get you kicked out of the guild.
3. Telling a GM that he is a moron when he sends you the GAYEST intro that takes up 5 seperate tells just to answer your request to please make you stop falling through the world is bad.
4. Don’t reply with your own roleplay intro. It doesn’t help things.
5. When you use the mages invisibility to escape an instance/fight, make sure that where you reappear isn’t ten times worse than where you dissapeared from.
6. Honestly, stop talking about your exploits in bed in trade channel. We all know you are really either 15 or 45 and still have never been laid.
7. When you gank a low level toon, don’t assume that is the only toon that person has. You may be in for a horrible surprise when you find out just how well geared thier 80 is.
8. Sometimes, the person you gank has a wicked temper. And knows the exact spot to stand so that they can always kill you and the guards can’t touch them.
9. Don’t expect flying away from a mage will spare you from a horrible death. Dismount, feather fall, instant casts.. Oh and when I kill you up there, you will never get your body back.
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Teeth Malloy reply on January 26th, 2009 10:02 am:
5. When you use the mages invisibility to escape an instance/fight, make sure that where you reappear isn’t ten times worse than where you dissapeared from.
This is another one of my boneheaded maneuvers that I’ve done more than once no my mage.
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Speed reply on January 26th, 2009 12:53 pm:
#6 – best line I’ve heard in a while: I keep my sox on when having sex because it’s cold in my Mom’s basement and the internet doesn’t care either way.
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January 26th, 2009 at 9:48 am
“a rogue’s perspective”
hardly lol
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January 26th, 2009 at 10:08 am
Here’s a list of Frost Mage rants.
1. Mages are not vending machines.
2. Fire-spec does not do the most damage anymore.
3. Arcane-spec does not to the most damage.
4. If you feel like ganking a Mage, check to see if he has an icy bubble around him. If he does, don’t gank the mage, especially if you are a warrior.
5. Frost mages think warriors are like candy, just fyi.
6. Frost mages WILL get away from you if you try to gank them. (Frost Nova. Shattered Barrier. Summon Water Elemental. Ranged Frost Nova. Cone of Cold. Deep Freeze. Ice Armor. Icy Veins with Glyph. COLD SNAP TO DO ALL OF IT OVER AGAIN. Need I say more?)
7. Yes, I’ll say more. Improved Blizzard reduces movement by 50%. Add another 10% for Permafrost. Add another 10% for Chilled to the Bone. Add a 15% chance to be frozen. Add a 15% chance to proc Fingers of Frost, treating you as IF you were frozen. Frozen targets can be hit by Deep Freeze. Frozen targets have damage against them from a frost mage adds an additional 50% chance to crit, and damage is doubled when critting. Ice lance does triple damage on frozen targets. And yes, this means it does x6 damage when it crits.
8. Paladins. Never. Die. Ever.
9. Invisibility FTW.
10. Do not get pissed at the mage when the raid wipes and he is still alive because he had the foresight to make himself invisible whenever he saw the tank AND the healer bite it.
11. A frost mage is a pain in PVP
12. Please don’t kill the squishy frost mage, Mr. Rogue. Each one of your stabbies takes down a fifth of my health…. and you can kill me in less than two seconds.
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Andy reply on January 26th, 2009 10:25 am:
6. / 7. u forgot 15% chance to have an instant cast fireball :P
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January 26th, 2009 at 10:49 am
No, I didn’t. I intentionally left it out :)
My talent points are better spent elsewhere.
http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/info/classes/mage/talents.html?tal=00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000003533233313233133232152201351
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January 26th, 2009 at 1:26 pm
Man this is really starting to get me down my game card ran out last week and I’m not getting a new one untill Wednesday at the earliest but it might not be until Saturday. But on the bright side I’ll also be getting WotLK.
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January 26th, 2009 at 2:18 pm
As a (crappy) pvp rogue I hate fighting pallies, they’re like freakin’ cockroaches. And death knights, I should just bend over, I can never seem to take one down.
I’d add to the list:
1. When camping someone, their friends will show up and give you a rectal breach. Maybe not right now, maybe in 10min, maybe in 30min, but eventually it will happen. Gank and move on.
2. When you decide to gank someone, always ALWAYS check that they don’t have a buddy behind that rock outcropping. Nothing more embarrassing than a rogue being surprised in the midst of a sneak attack.
3. That wave crap never works.
4. Someone will always roll 1 higher than you on drops.
5. If there’s a bottomless pit in the instance, someone will find it. Usually after warning others about it.
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Stickfodder reply on January 26th, 2009 4:04 pm:
In reference to #5… *raises hand slowly* that’s normally me.
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January 26th, 2009 at 5:26 pm
Got a few of my own, as a former Rest Druid…
1. It is entirely possible to heal the bejeezus out of yourself and solo a rare elite while a guildie ten levels above you stares and continually asks “You sure you don’t want a hand with that?”
2. If the priest in your party is Shadow specc’d, keep a lot of mats for Ressurection ready; he will not help much at all.
3. Omen of Clarity will always allow you a free cast when you have 5% health. Take this how you will.
4. Expect to stun your party members when they take you through Scarlet Monastery when you’re seven levels below the range for it, and manage to effectively heal the 52 shaman back to full health, as well as keeping everyone else alive during the boss battle.
5. Expect to be mocked by those in the game world for going full Resto when the norm is to go Feral…they don’t understand that “Jack of All Trades” has another half to the saying.
Captcha= St ferments….gotta love that German monk-brewed beer!
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January 26th, 2009 at 6:03 pm
40. If you pull it, you tank it.
I prefer the rhyming version of this as its easier to remember it:
“You spank it, you tank it!”
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January 27th, 2009 at 2:08 am
My friends an i have a simple ruleset.
If the tank dies its the healer’s fault.
If the healer dies its the tank’s fault.
If the dps dies its thier own d@mn fault.
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January 27th, 2009 at 4:40 am
wots the most fun class to play ? (60-80)
i have lots of high levels characters but cant decide which one to lvl first
i want my rogue 80 to do pvp but i also want my druid for healing and my paladin for tanking my hunter cos he looks cool and my shaman cos i wanna try enhancement,
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Ihmhi reply on January 27th, 2009 10:07 am:
Tanking: Stand there, take damage, keep aggro on you.
DPS: Stand there, deal damage, keep aggro OFF of you.
Healer: Keep the tank alive.
Whichever of those you think will be more “fun”, go for it.
PvP would be where things are really interesting. Get your Rogue PvP’d out first. Raiding can be long and boring sometimes and a good run in the Valley can help you relieve some stress. d:
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Leon reply on January 27th, 2009 3:22 pm:
My biases – I started out as a pally (pre-BC and before they became gawdawful killing machines), hunters and rogues and found the latter the most “fun” for me. That said, once you get to 80 you’ll be making enough cash you can respec constantly to deal with raiding and pvp.
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January 27th, 2009 at 7:07 am
heh i an 2 friends of mine had a lvl 60 assassin in AOC harassing us, all of use were lvl 20 at the time. so we banded together and killed him about 20 times until he buggered off.
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January 27th, 2009 at 8:07 am
In reference to
12. Don’t however automatically assume you have a competent healer, most of them are stupid and don’t know how to watch people’s hp.
What server do you play on?
What is the name of your character?
I have never intentionally not healed someone because they were a fool, but I am willing to learn…So if you are Scarlet Crusade and alliance-be very very nice to all female holy priests played by real females. You have been WARNED!
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Andy reply on January 27th, 2009 8:29 am:
not all healers are stupid but u have to admit there are quite a few of them
while im on my tank or healer characters i get comments like “nice healing” or “your a great tank”
then i go on my rogue and make a comment about someone elses tanking or healing i get “stfu noob, you know nothing” and “l2 play” its so confusing do i know how to heal/tank or dont i ? :(
while im at it.. i dont have healbot i dont need healbot i dont know what healbot is i dont want to know wot healbot is im not getting healbot
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January 27th, 2009 at 8:24 am
Wow. I only understood one of those- and I already know not to stand in fire. :)
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January 27th, 2009 at 9:58 am
Ok….i play two classes and only two classes. I have worked a long time to make them uber so dont give me crap.
I play a Death Knight and a Priest
DK rules:
1) Dont assume i can tank
2) Dont ask me to tank when i told you im not specced or geared for it
3) yes i can rape a ret pally. repeatedly. its fun
Priest rules:
1) Dont assume i will heal for you
2) especially if im shadow spec
3) Yes i do have better one-on-one dps than a mage.
4) yes i can rape a ret pally. (that bubble is awsome in epic gear)
I frequently rape just about everyone in pvp. The only ones i sometimes i have problems with are warlocks. On the DK or the Priest its really competent warlocks that cause me trouble.
Yes i can and frequently do rape ret pallys. ;)
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January 27th, 2009 at 9:18 pm
I only have one, that I learned to my sorrow.
When coming back from a raid as a warrior, do not charge the guards at Thousand Needles when going towards the lift. They will move, and you will fall.
/fail
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January 28th, 2009 at 4:14 am
Heres some fun ones for people who hate WoW
1. Don’t Taunt WoW Players whose accounts have been Frozen because their mother didn’t pay for a month
2. Don’t Tell WoW Players your Guild Wars Warrior could Pwn their Night Elf Hunter
3. Don’t call it World of Warcrack in the middle of keyboarding classes
4. Don’t create a Trial account just to report all the WoWheads in your school for sexual abuse because they all tried to rape you as a Female Night Elf
5. Don’t giggle insanley as the WoWheads discuss what happened to their accounts due to #4
6. Don’t read a real WoW Chicks Text Messages as they all say ” We’ll talk about it in SW Tnite wth my 54 Pally”
7. Don’t tell them That WoW is a game version of myspace.
8. Even if its true
9. Don’t bust into your Nerdy Cousins Basement anytime after 10:30 at night if he has ( not that he never doesn’t) been playing WoW all day- the things you see will disturb you.
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January 30th, 2009 at 12:47 pm
Hilarious! Thank you for sharing. Some true, couple I disagree with, but overall dead-on! Happy Gaming!
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