Still More Fun With Online School
Dear Instructor, pills
I am not being graded for this assignment. Instead of a well though out response to your question about my ideas on future employment in the graphic design field I am going to eat a lime cream filled cookie. You cannot see me with the cookie, but rest assured, I am eating the hell out of it.
Mmmmm Cookie.
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December 8th, 2011 at 6:44 pm
Dear Skippy,
Thank you for turning in such a succinct assignment. It really saves me time, as it did you.
I’ve changed my mind about not grading this assignment. It will be worth 20% of your final grade.
Love,
Your Instructor
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SPC Hyle reply on December 8th, 2011 11:46 pm:
PS: Since your response is better thought out than 95% of your classmates, amused me, and provided me with more accurate information relevant to the assignment, you now have the highest score in the class.
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December 9th, 2011 at 10:20 pm
PPS: If you were to actually bring me some cookies, instead of just talking about them, you would have an A for the semester.
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Courtney reply on December 15th, 2011 12:31 am:
Re: Cookies:
I will email you the cookies.
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December 15th, 2011 at 4:47 pm
I have to wonder if by the end of the semester, your instructors don’t bash their heads on the keyboards till near loss of consciousness in order to prep for what they are about to read.. do you think your emails constitute a Warning Label? at this point, I’m thinking “Warning Ocular Rape” sounds around right. @_@ LOL
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