Badly at That.
“Specialist! Are you trying to show contempt for your chain of command?”
“No sir! I’m trying to hide it!”
“Specialist! Are you trying to show contempt for your chain of command?”
“No sir! I’m trying to hide it!”
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August 28th, 2011 at 10:54 pm
“Lance corporal, are you making faces at me under the brim of your cover”
“yes Sargent, i am.”
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August 29th, 2011 at 1:50 pm
sadly enough, the response conversation is one i’ve actually had. Goes hand in hand having a sgt. who had too much corps and not enough brains to balance it out.
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August 30th, 2011 at 1:32 pm
Nearest I’ve come that is when I was on tour in the Green Zone. The store had “Aquired” a box of random crap which included a gel that one guy was sure they used in movies to set people on fire safely (wish I could remember the name of it). We were bored and I was talked into trying it out. After a couple of small experiments, I’d moved up to having my whole hand engulfed in flame when our QM (A Major from the Royal Marines) walked in with two American Officers (think one was Navy and the other Army). This is what followed:
US Officer “OH MY GOD! THAT MANS HAND’S ON FIRE!?”
QM “Cpl B, why’s your hand on fire?”
Me “Errrrr, shit’s n giggles Sir?”
QM “Carry on” Turn’s and leaves the office with the two other Officers.
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M578jockey reply on August 31st, 2011 10:57 am:
ROTFLMAO!!
Gotta love the Brits!
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ltc_insane reply on September 5th, 2011 1:04 am:
lol that was beautiful!
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jmireles reply on September 13th, 2011 5:32 pm:
That is just plain epic…
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ChefBoy Hardy reply on January 5th, 2012 10:56 am:
Damn, I gotta stop reading this shit while drinking coffee. Good thing it was cooled a bit.
Yeah that sounds like what I would expect to hear from both groups of officers.
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September 22nd, 2011 at 1:04 pm
As Officer’s went, he was pretty much unflappable. He didn’t even bap a eyelash when he walk into the store while I was presenting the concept of “Kitten Grenades” to my co-workers (I should point out that I like cats to much to tape a grenade to their ospring and throw them at something, I just found peoples reactions hilarious). I got asked if I was on medication alot for some reason. =)
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