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So this is the new thing evidently.
I’m sure my readers will be sure to let me know if I missed anything.
So this is the new thing evidently.
I’m sure my readers will be sure to let me know if I missed anything.
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August 17th, 2009 at 11:07 pm
The Assassin’s Creed Version:
Once upon a time in the Templar occupied Holy Land
My name is Master Al-Mualim, And I need eight Assassins. We will ride into the Holy Land, blended as monks. We’re doing one thing and one thing only. Killing Templars. Crusaders have conquered the Holy Land through murder, torture, intimidation, and terror, and that’s exactly what we’re going to do to them. We will be cruel to the Templars, and through our crelty the will know who we are. They will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, disfigured, and dismembered bodies of their brothers we leave behind us, and the Templar will not be able to help themselves from imagining the cruelty they endured at our hands, our swords, and the edge of our knives. The Templar will be sickened by us, and the Templar will talk about us, and the Templar will fear us. The Templar ain’t got no humanity, they need to be destroyed. Each and every man under my command owes me one hundred feathers. And I want my feathers. (Richard) NO NO NO NO NO. Inglorious Assassins. An Assassin’s work is never done.
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sparkey17 reply on August 18th, 2009 11:52 am:
brilliant! im trying not to laugh to hard at work about this…
Captcha: truth is….the truth is what? the suspense is killing me
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August 18th, 2009 at 4:27 am
As a Python fan, I think that clearly announces my love of parody. Parody that is clever. Witty. And most important, FUNNY!
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August 20th, 2009 at 1:21 pm
captcha: Alan unlearns – I wish could unlearn a few things, too…
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