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Lets start with some easy ones:
1)Don’t TK.
2)Don’t run off from the group.
3)Don’t be selfish.
4)Don’t piss off the Witch.
5)Don’t shoot the cars.
6)Don’t ditch your friends just to save yourself.
7)Avoid this server.
8) Though ill advised, molitofing the Tank is fun.
9) There is no need for a precision rifle in this game, stop grabbing the glass-top you idiot!
10) Conserve ammunition. Nothing sucks more than having your group die because they tried to beat the horde to death.
11) If fatso vomits on you, don’t go find your friends. Suck it up and be the bait. They’ll kill the horde (usually).
12) Do not tell new players “Oh, and don’t forget to rescue the little crying girl.” Its funny as hell but only works once.
13) Let the idiot with the scattergun go first or he will inadvertantly shoot you in the back. A lot.
14) Rember to act like a woman. Communicate damnit! You can still talk while running and shooting!
15)Be careful with epithets. Apparently “Rothead” and “Raghead” are easily confused when under pressure.
“9) There is no need for a precision rifle in this game, stop grabbing the glass-top you idiot!”
– 1]you can kill the witch with one shot with it!(well you can in easy mode.)
2]In certain areas it actually comes in handy.
3]I’m actually a decent shot with it.
“13) Let the idiot with the scattergun go first or he will inadvertantly shoot you in the back. A lot.”
– what if the whole group has “scatterguns”?
Stonewolf reply on March 27th, 2009 2:58 pm:
9) There are areas where it is very nice, true. However, take each mission as a whole, it is a bad choice. I usually do sniper roles in games, too, but I prefer the M16 for this game. I’m a good shot too, but it sucks close in. I’d actually prefer M16 w/ ACOG for this game.
13) This has less to do with shotguns themselves and more do do with my idiot buddy who does not understand fire control. He sees hostile and pulls trigger. I’ve died more from getting shot in the back of the head than zombies.
That was powerful. I mean it could very possibly be the single greatest post ever. It may even change peoples lives for ever. On the other hand one of us is off our meds.
This is why America is on the decline. Monty Python movies are movie classics, not literary classics. Intelligent design is bullshit, but everyone is too afraid to come out and say so.
I’m sure there are other reasons, but this is how the stupid American stereotype persists, because we aren’t really pushing intellectual boundaries anymore.
People say intelligent design is bullshit all the time it’s just the religions nuts don’t bother to listen.
Former Spc. 19K reply on March 28th, 2009 2:32 pm:
well, as a current college student (a poor one since the new GI bill isn’t available yet) I have to admit that education doesn’t bother with thought. Now, this has been the case for quite a while where I am. New Mexico has been proud possessor of the worst educational system in the US for god knows how long, I mean look at this: http://nces.ed.gov/nationsreportcard/states/profile.asp it shows not a single statistic even up to average. it gets better: any student starting high-school in 2010 or later will now have to pass a college course to get a high-school diploma here.
Sequoia reply on March 29th, 2009 10:50 am:
Whenever we finish a book/play (Camelot in this case) we watch the movie version.
16.) You are dexterous beyond godliness and can reload two pistols simultaneously while also punching back hordes of angry zombies.
16b.) This doesn’t mean you can reload and melee in other games too.
17. Never say I hate Ayn Rand in your Advanced English Class.
18. Never show up early to Churhc and act like teh Church guy.
19. Never say you are studying Zombie Flicks so you can survive the inevitable apocalypse instead of doing your essay. ( and then don’t write the essayu on how you were studying to survive a zombie apocalypse and tell what you learned)
20. Don’t tell the hot girl you sit next to in Biology whose name is Zoey that she will be the last woman on earth- especially if she watches zombie films.
21.When telling new players to go look for the crying little girl at least stay close to them so they don’t when they startle a witch- no matter how tempted you might be to close the door.
Heh, I’ve got my meds.
Russian swallows – female commie spies, I prefer them over the other swallows.
This generation’s classics are the past generation’s drek – Shakespeare was considered lowbrow in his time.
Thank you for any other informative blog. The place else may I get that kind of information written in such a perfect manner? I’ve a undertaking that I’m simply now running on, and I’ve been at the look out for such information.
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March 26th, 2009 at 10:38 pm
Well that was shorter than I thought it would be… We should come up with a list in the comments. I vote on a list of things not to do in Left 4 Dead
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Stickfodder reply on March 26th, 2009 10:48 pm:
Lets start with some easy ones:
1)Don’t TK.
2)Don’t run off from the group.
3)Don’t be selfish.
4)Don’t piss off the Witch.
5)Don’t shoot the cars.
6)Don’t ditch your friends just to save yourself.
7)Avoid this server.
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Stickfodder reply on March 26th, 2009 10:51 pm:
*sigh* I meant This server.God I hope this works.
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Stonewolf reply on March 27th, 2009 4:42 am:
8) Though ill advised, molitofing the Tank is fun.
9) There is no need for a precision rifle in this game, stop grabbing the glass-top you idiot!
10) Conserve ammunition. Nothing sucks more than having your group die because they tried to beat the horde to death.
11) If fatso vomits on you, don’t go find your friends. Suck it up and be the bait. They’ll kill the horde (usually).
12) Do not tell new players “Oh, and don’t forget to rescue the little crying girl.” Its funny as hell but only works once.
13) Let the idiot with the scattergun go first or he will inadvertantly shoot you in the back. A lot.
14) Rember to act like a woman. Communicate damnit! You can still talk while running and shooting!
15)Be careful with epithets. Apparently “Rothead” and “Raghead” are easily confused when under pressure.
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Stickfodder reply on March 27th, 2009 2:49 pm:
“9) There is no need for a precision rifle in this game, stop grabbing the glass-top you idiot!”
– 1]you can kill the witch with one shot with it!(well you can in easy mode.)
2]In certain areas it actually comes in handy.
3]I’m actually a decent shot with it.
“13) Let the idiot with the scattergun go first or he will inadvertantly shoot you in the back. A lot.”
– what if the whole group has “scatterguns”?
Stonewolf reply on March 27th, 2009 2:58 pm:
9) There are areas where it is very nice, true. However, take each mission as a whole, it is a bad choice. I usually do sniper roles in games, too, but I prefer the M16 for this game. I’m a good shot too, but it sucks close in. I’d actually prefer M16 w/ ACOG for this game.
13) This has less to do with shotguns themselves and more do do with my idiot buddy who does not understand fire control. He sees hostile and pulls trigger. I’ve died more from getting shot in the back of the head than zombies.
March 26th, 2009 at 11:15 pm
That was powerful. I mean it could very possibly be the single greatest post ever. It may even change peoples lives for ever. On the other hand one of us is off our meds.
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Stickfodder reply on March 27th, 2009 1:05 am:
I wouldn’t be off my meds if I could fricken afford them.
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LT Ronald reply on March 27th, 2009 4:22 am:
Why can’t you afford them, Obama’s in office. Free pills for everyone!
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TeratoMarty reply on March 27th, 2009 6:26 am:
Give him a break, he’s been in office 65 days, he’s not done undoing all Bush’s fail yet.
OK, we’ve had one fascist potshot and one bleeding-heart hippie potshot, I think that fulfills this thread’s need for political potshots. New topic!
Michiel reply on March 27th, 2009 6:48 am:
TeratoMarty,
Who died and made you forum cop?
Minty reply on March 27th, 2009 9:13 am:
Captcha: “Kennedy versity.” Well, at Kennedy [uni]veristy, there’s free p- um, I’m just going to stop right there. . .
Billy reply on March 27th, 2009 10:01 am:
They tried to medicate me, it didn’t work. (grins evilly)
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paula reply on March 27th, 2009 1:24 pm:
did they try the really BIG doses, or just the normal-people amounts?!?
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Billy reply on March 27th, 2009 1:25 pm:
they just kept testing out different meds, they gave up.
March 26th, 2009 at 11:25 pm
Hey look, a distraction!
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Andrew reply on March 27th, 2009 4:05 am:
Captcha, 10-10:30 Diversion
its not quite that distracting
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Michiel reply on March 27th, 2009 6:49 am:
Where?!?
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RivCA reply on March 27th, 2009 8:16 am:
Over there! It’s Alex Morthi!
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paula reply on March 27th, 2009 1:27 pm:
oooo, I found a dust bunny! I wanna pet the dust bunny….
captcha: Liam Giraud…. who the heck is that, and what’s he doing in my captcha?
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March 27th, 2009 at 4:21 am
captcha
Bidwells 99.24
the other radio station
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March 27th, 2009 at 8:42 am
huh? what? did I miss the funny and witty stuff? was it an African or an European swallow? oh, well…
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Billy reply on March 27th, 2009 10:03 am:
“I don’t know that…..Aaaaahhhhh!”
captcha towing 8:30, run out and get your car quick!
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Sequoia reply on March 27th, 2009 1:38 pm:
Dude, I’m watching that in my Literary Classics class.
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Former Spc. 19K reply on March 28th, 2009 9:40 am:
not that I don’t love it and all, but how in the hell is holy grail a literary classic?
captcha: Zide tending Is that like Nerf Herding?
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Michiel reply on March 28th, 2009 9:56 am:
This is why America is on the decline. Monty Python movies are movie classics, not literary classics. Intelligent design is bullshit, but everyone is too afraid to come out and say so.
I’m sure there are other reasons, but this is how the stupid American stereotype persists, because we aren’t really pushing intellectual boundaries anymore.
Stickfodder reply on March 28th, 2009 11:41 am:
People say intelligent design is bullshit all the time it’s just the religions nuts don’t bother to listen.
Former Spc. 19K reply on March 28th, 2009 2:32 pm:
well, as a current college student (a poor one since the new GI bill isn’t available yet) I have to admit that education doesn’t bother with thought. Now, this has been the case for quite a while where I am. New Mexico has been proud possessor of the worst educational system in the US for god knows how long, I mean look at this: http://nces.ed.gov/nationsreportcard/states/profile.asp it shows not a single statistic even up to average. it gets better: any student starting high-school in 2010 or later will now have to pass a college course to get a high-school diploma here.
Sequoia reply on March 29th, 2009 10:50 am:
Whenever we finish a book/play (Camelot in this case) we watch the movie version.
March 27th, 2009 at 10:34 am
Not related, but Skippy will love this:
http://www.amazon.com/Pride-Prejudice-Zombies-Classic-Ultraviolent/dp/1594743347/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1238175202&sr=8-1
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Bryan reply on March 27th, 2009 2:24 pm:
There was already a blog post about that book.
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March 27th, 2009 at 10:57 am
IS DIS SUM BLOG POAST!?
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Billy reply on March 27th, 2009 11:35 am:
yes, this is a blog roast minus one line in “r”
captcha vember prince… he must be big in Romania
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March 27th, 2009 at 11:58 am
Well, you get the points for signing your name anyway.
Back to work people! Run through the tape!
CCO
BT
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March 27th, 2009 at 1:33 pm
Don’t pee on the witch.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OjcRBoCbSg
Things to do in L4D:
GET TO DA CHOPPA!!
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March 28th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
16.) You are dexterous beyond godliness and can reload two pistols simultaneously while also punching back hordes of angry zombies.
16b.) This doesn’t mean you can reload and melee in other games too.
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March 28th, 2009 at 9:34 pm
Hey look! A comment!
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March 28th, 2009 at 10:53 pm
17. Never say I hate Ayn Rand in your Advanced English Class.
18. Never show up early to Churhc and act like teh Church guy.
19. Never say you are studying Zombie Flicks so you can survive the inevitable apocalypse instead of doing your essay. ( and then don’t write the essayu on how you were studying to survive a zombie apocalypse and tell what you learned)
20. Don’t tell the hot girl you sit next to in Biology whose name is Zoey that she will be the last woman on earth- especially if she watches zombie films.
21.When telling new players to go look for the crying little girl at least stay close to them so they don’t when they startle a witch- no matter how tempted you might be to close the door.
Reply
March 30th, 2009 at 5:22 am
Heh, I’ve got my meds.
Russian swallows – female commie spies, I prefer them over the other swallows.
This generation’s classics are the past generation’s drek – Shakespeare was considered lowbrow in his time.
Reply
September 9th, 2018 at 9:09 am
Thank you for any other informative blog. The place else may I get that kind of information written in such a perfect manner? I’ve a undertaking that I’m simply now running on, and I’ve been at the look out for such information.
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