New Policy
If I catch you spamming your business in my comments section, order | I am allowed to use any means I deem fit to link your business to extreme bestiality, anesthetist human trafficking, or frankly anything that I find amusing. Posting an advertisement in my comments section will be as considered consent to said practice.
Note: Linking to a site/business that is somehow related to the post/discussion thread is fine. Filing in the Website portion of the user form with your own personal site is fine. Asking for a plug if you are a regular is fine. Spam is not.
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June 1st, 2011 at 6:52 pm
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June 1st, 2011 at 6:53 pm
*Not really, but it will make our wallets bigger
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June 1st, 2011 at 8:37 pm
Has this been a problem? I’ve never noticed.
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skippy reply on June 1st, 2011 8:53 pm:
I’m pretty vigilante so you don’t see it, plus they tend to target really old posts, so most people miss them entirely.
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Sequoia reply on June 4th, 2011 8:45 am:
Makes sense.
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Jim A reply on June 5th, 2011 5:06 am:
I’ve gotten one or two “somebody commented on your comment” emails over the years, but not as many as I get from LiveJournal. Which are usually in Cyrilic. I wonder if THEY are also selling dick expanding creme, oxycotin and schemes to get money out of Africa.
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June 1st, 2011 at 10:10 pm
Buy dragon meat sausage… the only sausage proven to gag spamming trolls. 17 easy payments of $19.99.
Love you skippy! Don’t beat me! *runs*
~Gwen
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June 1st, 2011 at 10:18 pm
Genuine Bag O’Glass by Mainway….
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June 2nd, 2011 at 1:55 am
I tried to sell Skippy – but no one would buy him. :(
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June 2nd, 2011 at 3:02 am
I think you should link any such businesses to the NAMBLA website. I assume there is one…
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June 2nd, 2011 at 5:33 am
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June 2nd, 2011 at 9:05 am
What if it’s a website you actually approve of that’s spamming you? Like shamwow for instance.. you know it’s good, it’s made by germans
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June 2nd, 2011 at 10:54 am
Buy asian horsefuckers in 10 easy payments!
You have nothing on me skippy. What now.
…I am so going to hell for this.
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June 2nd, 2011 at 11:52 am
Purchase (product here) with (payment number here) easy payments of (misleading price here) and you can (product embellishment here) in no time!
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Ok, so maybe i’ve been playing a bit too much portal lately. I missed it when it came out and just recently got the new one.
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June 2nd, 2011 at 11:57 am
hey, have you seen this website? you’ll laugh your ass off!
http://www.skippyslist.com
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June 2nd, 2011 at 12:42 pm
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Slyfoxx55 reply on June 2nd, 2011 12:43 pm:
Disclaimer: I am not affiliated w/ the church of scientology
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June 2nd, 2011 at 1:27 pm
This was the Amazon ad at the side of the comments.
Tax treaties? no wonder you decided to go into graphic arts.
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$206.00
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