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It isn’t zombies who worry me any more. It is the newer hybrid vampire-zombies. Really. You think someone wanting to eat your brains is bad, just wait until they start trying to suck them out through your NECK!
Of course we all know, we have to watch for the REAL threat to our safety:
Zombie Velociraptors. Even slow-zombie ‘raptors are still fast. AND they can open doors, something human zombies never really figured out aside from going *through* said door. Try getting a headshot on a velociraptor. Good luck with that.
And *insert deity here* help you if the werewolves get a hold of one of the zombie raptors. Then one week a month, all hell breaks loose, with the lycanthropic zombie velociraptors. Somewhere the creator of XKCD just shat himself in terror.
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March 23rd, 2010 at 3:08 pm
This was a viral video, promoting the video game S.T.A.L.K.E.R. :).
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Tzanti reply on March 24th, 2010 1:48 am:
Stalker? The game where the design team went for a guided tour round Chernobyl and Pripyat to get the ‘flavour’ just right?
I wonder how you slip this into one of those “World’s Wildest [Insert pointless subject matter here] Videos” shows…and whether anyone would notice. :)
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March 23rd, 2010 at 5:30 pm
Why do they have to be fast? WHY?! My physics teacher ignored my warnings, but I think my biology teacher understands.
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Captain Scurvy reply on March 23rd, 2010 6:10 pm:
“Because a zombie isn’t scary when it’s dragging it’s butt around”
-Abby Shuto
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March 24th, 2010 at 6:20 am
Oh man, I remember this video. The good news was zombies in STALKER weren’t like that, the bad news was they could still operate guns :(
This video would have been more terrifying had it been snorks over zombies.
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March 24th, 2010 at 10:31 am
I will be in my zombie bunker now. Kaythanks.
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March 24th, 2010 at 11:07 am
It isn’t zombies who worry me any more. It is the newer hybrid vampire-zombies. Really. You think someone wanting to eat your brains is bad, just wait until they start trying to suck them out through your NECK!
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March 25th, 2010 at 10:49 am
Of course we all know, we have to watch for the REAL threat to our safety:
Zombie Velociraptors. Even slow-zombie ‘raptors are still fast. AND they can open doors, something human zombies never really figured out aside from going *through* said door. Try getting a headshot on a velociraptor. Good luck with that.
And *insert deity here* help you if the werewolves get a hold of one of the zombie raptors. Then one week a month, all hell breaks loose, with the lycanthropic zombie velociraptors. Somewhere the creator of XKCD just shat himself in terror.
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January 1st, 2016 at 4:00 pm
Finding this post. It’s just a big piece of luck for me.
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