Best Movie In The History Of Cinema Announced
Longtime readers may remember when I mentioned that here was a movie called Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus.
I imagine that for most movie directors, the release of that film must have been a bittersweet moment. Because much like Alexander the Great wept when there where no more worlds to conquer, how Hollywood must have gnashed it’s teeth, to realize that there could never be a film that would match the level of awesome as was shown in by the 2009 release of Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus.
Except that mad cinema genius Roger Corman has found a way to match, nay, surpass that wonderful film.
And thus a new legend is forged.
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March 4th, 2010 at 4:10 pm
That is quite possibly the best thing I’ve ever read in my life.
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March 4th, 2010 at 5:34 pm
I love it when horror filmmakers take themselves way too seriously!
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March 4th, 2010 at 6:27 pm
When I read the title I thought you were talking about the re-make of “Clash of the Titans”. And then I was disappointed.
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March 4th, 2010 at 8:33 pm
Well………yeah. 0.o
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March 4th, 2010 at 9:59 pm
Yes.
Oh, god yes.
I think I just had a nerdgasm.
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March 5th, 2010 at 5:33 am
Yeah, fuck no. Being logical and realistic about your movie, good. Watch “Reign of Fire”. Dragons handled in an acceptably logical and realistic fashion. DinoCroc-pushing the limit, but sort kinda barley willing to buy it as an excuse to watch people get eaten. Octoshark? Fuck off. US Navy is worried about Somali Pirates? Put the SEALS in plaincloths. Hire Blackwater. Light ’em the fuck up. You don’t “make” an engineered lifeform that, considering there’s not industry for it, billions to build from stratch. There are MUCH better ways to do plausible deniability.
So fuck you and your octoshark. How about it eats one somali pirate boat, then goes after a Japanese cruise ship and ends up as sushi. THAT I would watch.
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kat reply on March 6th, 2010 6:38 pm:
… that would be some wicked sushi though
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Wolf reply on October 4th, 2010 1:21 pm:
Wow, someone doesn’t know how to have fun at the movies.
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March 5th, 2010 at 9:28 am
/facepalm
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March 5th, 2010 at 1:51 pm
At least Sam Raimi likes to make fun of his movies, seeing as Army of Darkness and Drag me to Hell were both full of random hilarity. Of course, my judgement may be skewed because one of my favorite quotes is from Army of Darkness.
“Good… bad…. I’m the guy with the gun.”
Captcha: Barely batty, i’d say that these guys are a bit more than barely.
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Catbunny reply on March 6th, 2010 12:22 am:
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Catbunny reply on March 6th, 2010 12:24 am:
That didn’t work…
BOOMSTICKS – better than rings and wands
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March 5th, 2010 at 2:19 pm
Mothra never had any logic behind it, I don’t see why Sharktopus needs it. Just a bonus I guess.
coheres and: I got nothin’.
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March 8th, 2010 at 8:24 am
Sharktopus (or Octoshark or whatever) looks like it’ll be enjoyed best with my brother, our friends, and some beer while giving it the MST3K treatment.
(Captcha: Sought Bangkok Maybe a clue as to where the Sharktopus will strike next?)
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