The Winner is Lord Enigma who suggested list item 198. Not allowed to lead a “Coup” during training missions.
At first I wasn’t sure if I should tell this story here. I’ve always had a policy of not telling telling any stories that could easily be traced back to people who might reasonably still be in service. And I definitely don’t want to tell any stories that might implicate someone in some sort of extra-legal shenanigans. (Which is, coincidentally, why many of the submitted stories don’t go up on the site. I don’t care how funny you think the felony assault turned out. I don’t want to get involved.)
But I did promise that I would tell the whichever story got the most votes. And this one was the clear winner.
So here it goes. In Script Format.