Sweet Sixteen
Has anyone seen this show? It’s on MTV, and its basic premise is a bunch of spoiled rich teen aged girls who are about to turn sixteen, and the demands that these brats put on their rich fathers.
The episode that I watched had a little bitch that wanted her father to rent out a mansion, not because they didn’t have a mansion of their own, but people had already been to their mansion, she wanted her party at a new mansion, when told that the mansion would cost 60,000$ for the night the father started to balk at the price. Seeing this, the daughter started throwing a temper tantrum to which the father looked mortified and quickly signed the lease.
That wasn’t as bad as her being pissed that R. Kelly was the entertainment for the night versus Julio Iglasias whom she wanted. Too bad R. Kelly didn’t do to her what he does to other teenagers.
Daddy made it up to her though by getting her a new Lexus convertible. She made it clear to everyone at home by telling them “Daddy Loves me.”
All I could think as I watched this was “Dooooooeeeeeesssssss heeeeeeeeeeee? Well then maybe he’d pay a nice ransom.”
I could see it now, sending him her toes wrapped in wax paper, maybe some pictures of her being sodomized by a hobo off the street (after all tears make the best lubricant).
I don’t know what is more wrong;
A. That there are people out there who are actually like that.
B. That MTV shows us these people.
C. That watching that shit makes me think of committing felonies.
D. That Paris Hilton and Nichole Ritchie haven’t had those felonies committed against them.
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September 18th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
Ah, ‘reality’ television: The freak shows of the early 21st century.
But surely it would be more entertaining (and useful) to fit the show’s participants with those electro-shock collars you can get for dogs, and administer an electric shock to the parents every they showed signs of caving to their botched genetic experiment’s whining.
Then have them all jailed for child-abuse, while a team of well-trained psychiatrists and social workers try to undo the horrific psychological damage they have wreaked upon their offspring over the past 16 years, all at mummy and daddy’s expense, of course. <_<
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September 18th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
“D. That Paris Hilton and Nichole Ritchie haven’t had those felonies committed against them.”
Hay give me some time, one man can only do so much at a time!
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PFC Barry reply on September 18th, 2008 7:37 pm:
E. All of the above
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Adonai Ruinus reply on September 18th, 2008 11:44 pm:
I volunteer my assistance!
captcha closed breaks – thats right, apply enough force a pair of closed legs breaks.
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September 18th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
I’m sorry… 16 years old you said? So they are big enough that when I jack slap them they won’t go flying across the room then. Kids like that just want to make be back-hand them into tomorrow.
Captcha: Clearing death – Failed name for Crossing Jordan
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September 18th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
Just once I wish there would be an episode where the spoiled brat spent months planning a huge elaborate party, and on the night of the event a limo picked her up, drove around the block a few times, then dropped her back off at home. Her father greets her at the door:
Happy birthday. You’re 16 now, get a job.
End of episode.
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Stickfodder reply on September 18th, 2008 7:49 pm:
Why not go even further and embarrass the hell out of them.
They show up at their party where they are greeted with a large group of people, not her friends but the kids from school she hates (and who hate her even more) and all her aunts and uncles, grandparents and cousins who have embarrassing stories of her. when she gets inside she sees huge pictures taken throughout her life at the most embarrassing moments and on her cake is a picture of her getting a bath when she was a year old. And for a gift she gets some old run down hunk of crap car that barely runs. And she is also told that now that she is 16 she no longer gets one of daddy’s credit cards, and that she has to get a job and work for money.
Now that is something I would love to watch.
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Lit reply on September 19th, 2008 3:21 am:
While I enjoy a good laugh at someone else’s expense as much as anyone…well, maybe more then most….ok, a lot more… I’m not feeling it. I just think you’re still giving the kid more attention than she’s worth.
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Stickfodder reply on September 19th, 2008 12:09 pm:
Ok then after that they could be locked in a room that’s empty except for a toilet sink and a very crappy bed (like a solitary confinement room in jail) and they could be left there for a year or two and have no human interaction ( all food will be delivered through a pneumatic system).
Madrocketscientist reply on September 19th, 2008 12:55 am:
Oh Hell Yeah! I’d tune in for that!
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September 18th, 2008 at 5:45 pm
Luckily I’ve avoided ever actually seeing the show, but I’ve seen the adds. I’m a guy, and when I turned sixteen I got homemade steak, mash and bannana bread. And I was bloody happy about it! Then that week I got a job a the local video store. Freaking blue blooded JAP mentality (JAP means jewish american princess, a term describing spoiled young women. Its not racist, don’t yell at me. It has nothing to do with Japan. Those are Nips ;). I think that all those spoiled brats, upon turning sixteen, get sent to a labor camp for three months. Not the nice kind with tee and crumpets but the real kind with shovels and sweat. Then maybe they’ll appreciate what Daddy gives them. Better yet, maybe they’ll realize they have to EARN it!
And LT, I wouldn’t worry about the earge to commit felonies. Just remember, don’t do it or don’t get caught and you’ll be fine.
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September 18th, 2008 at 7:26 pm
“after all tears make the best lubricant”
– LT Ronald
How could you know this. I imagine a resse’s type moment
“You got tears on my penis.”
“OW!!Stop sticking your penis in my eye.”
“No, you are suppose to say ‘You got penis in my tears.”
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September 18th, 2008 at 9:42 pm
My personal record for watching an episode is lasting 6 minutes (with a 4 minute commercial break). I think what really needs to happen is for these brats and their parties and false friends to be taken down a couple dozen pegs by a ragtag band of misfit outcasts and their dog, 80’s comedy style.
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Stickfodder reply on September 19th, 2008 12:12 pm:
I think it would be funnier if it was done Deliverance style
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StoneWolf reply on September 19th, 2008 6:52 pm:
I can get the bango.
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September 18th, 2008 at 10:57 pm
Wait a minute–why were you watching that in the first place? If you have MTV, you’ve definitely got other general cable stations. Why weren’t you watching something more intellectual content, like Monster Truck?
Captcha: “Royce 151,389,236” See that right there? That’s going to be your cellmate if you keep watching shows that make the case for Selective Euthanization.
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Stickfodder reply on September 19th, 2008 12:25 pm:
Am I the only one thinking of crushing the spoiled little brats new cars under the monster truck
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Signalist reply on July 10th, 2012 5:21 pm:
Nope.
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September 19th, 2008 at 3:20 am
some girl at a nearby school was recorded for that show (never aired because she didn’t act spoiled enough)
according to her, MTV actually chooses which of your friends are going to be “VIP’s”, they TELL you to be a spoiled little bitch, and will actually retake footage that didn’t seem as whiney as they need it to be…. the parents are also told to act like tools…. so it’s not as bad as you think
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September 19th, 2008 at 7:45 am
Captcha: harsh $740,513,800 – the price of one of these parties.
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September 20th, 2008 at 10:23 am
Yeah turning 16 is great. But you know what is better? TURNING 21! WOO! I just wish that this site listed post times at least from a time zone somewhere in the united states.
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September 21st, 2008 at 1:48 pm
hm, I turned 16 recently, I got a cake and some small presents, but a Mercedes wouldn’t have been to bad.
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September 23rd, 2008 at 12:08 am
Hmmm…felonies…monster trucks…spoilt rich twitches…FELONIES…Hmmm
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October 14th, 2008 at 12:37 am
I’m not really an advocate of violence against females, but I seriously want to punch those girls in the face. Repeatedly.
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October 17th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
sweet 16
I really enjoyed watching this with my daughter. She is actually a pretty sweet kid with good grades and for the most part I can’t complain. The reason I enjoyed it was I got to think ,”My daughter is such a nice kid compared to them!!!” and of course I told her “Just so you understand,if you ever act like those horrible brats …your life is over!”
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March 29th, 2011 at 10:03 pm
What DOES R. Kelly do?
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