If I’m here and you’re here, doesn’t that make it ‘our’ time?
I was thinking that yesterdays post may have been a bit harsh. I let my new found power go to my head.
I don’t need to be an ego-maniacal dictator just because Skippy is incommunicado. No, this should be a fun time for all of us.
It’s like having mom and dad out of the house. We have an entire website devoted to humor, all to ourselves.
And you know what that means…
PARTY!
Oh, hell ya! We are going to party like it is 1999, (because those were better times for damned near everyone). So lets go nuts.
As a one time offer, I want submissions from all of you for the “Found on the Internet” section that Skippy does when he has nothing else to blog about.
Send me your favorite website, or video, or photo, or chain letter, or political joke that you received in an email from your liberal or conservative asshat of an uncle, or anything else on the web that you think a bunch of other people on the internet, that you don’t even know, need to see on a Friday morning.
If you got something you want to share with the class, send it to me, here, and I’ll post the best on the site.
It’s like what Booger from ‘Revenge of the Nerds’ told Tom Cruise’ character in ‘Risky Business’, “Sometimes you have to say, what the fuck.”
Right now, I am blogging with no pants. Just my shirt and underwear and sliding my computer across the floor to Bob Segar music. (This would probably be cooler if the song was not , “Turn the Page”).
So lets get some booze, broads, guns and fire engines, maybe even a donkey, and invite a few thousand of our closest friends and post a bunch of weird crap to the site. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody’s part, and we’re just the guys to do it.
LET’S DO IT!
And since we are talking parties, Lt. Ronald, in a brilliant stroke of synchronicity, actually submitted a post about parties… sort of. Enjoy.
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September 18th, 2008 at 1:51 pm
I’m not sure what passes for ‘funny’ around here (and what has been posted before), but hopefully somebody will glean some entertainment from this selection from my collection of improbable news headlines:
Giant badgers terrorise Basra
With its follow up story,‘We did not deploy man-eating badgers’
“We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area,” said British military spokesman Major Mike Shearer
Dwarf’s penis gets stuck to vacuum cleaner
Armless, one-legged man leads police on pursuit
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September 18th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
Soo um how are we doing this? How are we sending this stuff to you?
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September 18th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
“If you got something you want to share with the class, send it to me, here, and I’ll post the best on the site.”
Lines 13-18 of the post, com on dude its reading try it
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Stickfodder reply on September 18th, 2008 8:22 pm:
Yeah reading I’m aware of it I just didn’t see that “here” was a link. Oh and you didn’t have to be such a dick about it.
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September 18th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
Umm… for those for whom the link is broken try emailing:
mailto:thiswillneverbereadbyanyone@gmail.com
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September 18th, 2008 at 7:30 pm
NO!! Don’t show any weakness. You must crush the rebellion, quickly, lest they grow in numbers,
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September 18th, 2008 at 7:40 pm
SOLD!
I’m sending my submission now: Featuring a video starring my cousins and I! Downright Hilarious! Stay tuned for…
JASON VS TREEHOUSE
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September 18th, 2008 at 8:46 pm
Quote:
“So lets get some booze, broads, guns and fire engines”
Dope – Bitch :)
I love that song
Captcha automobile it
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September 19th, 2008 at 1:39 am
Dude, you spelled “come” wrong. What?
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Sequoia reply on September 19th, 2008 1:42 am:
Sorry, that was supposed to be a response to djapavlak’s post. Sort of ironic really, if you think about it.
P.S. How do you pronounce djapavlak?
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September 19th, 2008 at 6:59 am
Party like it’s 1999!? Are you nuts? I was pregnant for most of 1999. All I got to do is blow up like a balloon and blame it all on my husband.
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September 20th, 2008 at 12:34 pm
Well then, Party like it was 1968. You probably weren’t born yet, make it 1978. No, we better make that 1988. You must have been at an age to party by then. See, I am so old that I remember that the world had a party in 1968 among other things.
captcha: releasing waiting – What is done at the end of pregnancy.
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September 23rd, 2008 at 3:36 am
Don’t click this link while eating
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