It’s about marriage
That’s what my new list is going to be. Things I can’t do now that I’m married.
That’s what my new list is going to be. Things I can’t do now that I’m married.
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January 22nd, 2008 at 4:43 am
Oh wow… I can’t wait to read this one.
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January 22nd, 2008 at 5:21 am
A.K.A. Things I’m not supposed to do now that I’m married.
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January 22nd, 2008 at 5:24 am
Sounds cool.
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January 22nd, 2008 at 9:27 am
That sounds like something a lot of people can relate to.
Can no longer have a spur of the moment guys night out.
Can no longer disappear to your favorite weekend hide away with out notice.
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January 22nd, 2008 at 10:56 am
Banging strippers–bad idea.
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January 22nd, 2008 at 4:53 pm
Sounds like good timing. I’m getting married soon, so I could use the advice…
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January 23rd, 2008 at 6:03 am
“I was really Drunk” is no longer and excuse for anything
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January 23rd, 2008 at 4:03 pm
You can still do anything you want if you are married. If you wish to STAY married that is when you need to show some restraint in your actions.
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January 23rd, 2008 at 5:32 pm
The answer is “yes, sweety” not “that’s what YOU think”.
Can no longer leave underwear strewn about the living room and vanish for a weekend without telling someone.
Medieval weaponry does not count as “tasteful decor”.
And I’m not even married!
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January 23rd, 2008 at 6:46 pm
If this new list is like your old list in that you did the majority of the stuff before being ordered not to do it, your wife is a very patient woman.
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January 23rd, 2008 at 11:49 pm
From watching one of my uncles, currently in the middle of his SEVENTH divorce: “Married” means NOT dating a wide variety of other people.
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January 28th, 2008 at 11:24 pm
Wait a minute…who says medieval weaponry doesn’t count as “tasteful decor”? Where else do we hang the swords I buy ‘me goodly husband’? LOL
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February 1st, 2008 at 7:21 pm
Skippy, can’t wait for the new list. I’m getting hitched in July. Excited and happy, but yyyeah… also realizing the loss of some of those freedoms too.
So, I guess it’s almost like reenlisting, huh?
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Snyarhedir reply on January 28th, 2011 1:58 am:
Well, it has been said that love is a battlefield.
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February 10th, 2008 at 5:09 am
Yes, there are people who think medieval weaponry is tasteful decor… I’ve heard there’s nothing like putting your sword collection on the walls for making sure your daughter’s boyfriend brings her home on time.
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Snyarhedir reply on January 28th, 2011 1:57 am:
Awesome.
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February 14th, 2008 at 7:26 pm
In addition to SPC Hyle’s suggestion, I would like to point out that visiting strippers at all is probably a bad idea. Same with hookers. And no unsupervised visits to Hooters (sadly enough). No drunken nights with the guys anymore, no more weekend trips to the lake for the sake of “fishing”. And by fishing, I mean drinking massive quantities of alcohol and falling in the lake.
More if you’d like haha
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