Non Sequitur Friday
She was a woman who liked her coffee like she liked her men.
Strong. Black. And served through a hole in a men’s room stall.
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Army Grunt Owns a Child Play Center; Moms Do Not Get His Humor.
(Submitted by ldalxndr)
After 10 years in the military as an infantry soldier, I took that experience and did what anyone with my skills would do. I opened a Child Play Center…weird…I know. Still, I love my job and my shop. However, I have found my sense of humor (Army Grunt) is different from most of the moms who are my customers. So, for you few moms and those of you with “grunt” humor, here is a list of things I am no longer allowed to say in my Child Fun Center:
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First Day
Several things have changed here at Casa De Skippy in the past week or so. The first thing that changed is that my %#@*$& art history class finally ended. For those keeping score at home, I’m taking online classes in Graphic Design, and for some reason that included spending a little over a month pretending anyone in the history of the earth has actually given a damn about art history. Basically I got to spend many many hours just filling page after page of utter bullshit. And so I had been less inclined to spend what little free time I had left the same way. And so the site suffered.
Sleepy
It’s been a long day and the post I was writing isn’t done yet.
So here is a picture of C’thulu painted in the style of Van Gogh
A Starry Night Has Aligned
This is what I was doing for school, instead of entertaining you all.
Defensive Driving
I am taking an online defensive driving course. I signed up for a comedy defensive driving course. Because, as the advertisement said, why not have a good laugh while spending six hours of my life being educated about proper driving habits.
Well it turns out that the people who write the advertisements for comedy defensive driving schools are FILTHY FUCKING LIARS!
It’s as if someone decided that reading the jokes on the side of a happy meal package made him a stand up comic. And then, unfortunately, nobody beat him to death.
