Best Movie In The History Of Cinema Announced
Longtime readers may remember when I mentioned that here was a movie called Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus.
Walter Mitty Is Alive And Well And Living In Amarillo, TX
And much to everyone's surprise, he is now a SOLDIER in the service of JESUS CHRIST.
By soldier, of course, I mean dressed up in plus sized surplus uniforms and yelling at people who are not members of his church. Like what the Westboro Baptist Church would be like, if they watched too many Michael Bay movies.
Further Adventures in Online School
Recently I took a typography course from the internet-based institution of higher learning that I attend. As with a previous class I became suspicious that the instructor was not paying attention.
I…Wanna Plagiarize All Night
So I happened to catch a rather interesting news development. It seems that Nick Simmons, son of famous musician Gene Simmons has his own comic book, called Incarnate.
My son, the next Me!
I may have very well created a monster in my boy. He is girl crazy and he's only 10.
I've caught him numerous times staring at my fiance's breasts when she's in a bikini, and when caught he says "well dad, in my defense, my future step-mom is really hot!"
We went to Cracker Barrel last night for a family dinner, and a pretty girl of about 10 walked by and my son nearly fell out of his chair looking at her. He gave her a wink and a smile, and she smiled back at him. He asked me what I would do. I told him that when I was single if a pretty girl smiled at me I'd buy her a beer. The little girl's table was getting "happy birthday" sang to one of them at that very moment by the wait staff. The next time the waitress came up, my son asked her to send a rootbeer over to the little girl. I was too stunned to even stop it, I just gave the waitress a nod, which meant "Sure, you can be party to my son's future as a player." As the waitress walked by our table with the rootbeer, my son stopped her again and said "here give her this as well." He put both his mother's and my phone numbers on a napkin.
A Short Video About Fast Food
It's probably not what you think.
Joe Stack’s Manifesto Translated
This site has a fairly decent crazy guy-English translation going on.
