God, the Alpha and Omega, creator of all things stirred from what appeared to be one hell of an alcoholic binge.
Groggily he pulled himself upright wincing that as the bright sun bored into his head like a laser.
“Let there be less light” he muttered, with a sigh as the ambient light dipped to more acceptable levels. As his vision cleared he saw a three headed blurry monster that eventually resolved itself into a single Archangel Michael, giving him a very scolding look.
“Oh dear me…did I do something bad while I was hammered?”