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Archive for July 8th, 2011

More Fun With the News

Friday, July 8th, 2011
  1. “From my cold, dead, sticky hands!”  Michelle Bachmann pledges to ban pornography.  In related news Michelle Bachmann is still a fucking idiot.
  2. Giligan’s Island Larp Goes Horribly Awry.
  3. Canadian Teen saves Scotland from a level 2 zombie outbreak, and this is the thanks he gets.
  4. I am probably taking the wrong lesson away from this, but evidently you can steal valuable and rare paintings by just walking out of the museum with them.
  5. So it turns out that hacking the voice mail of crime and terrorism victims as part of investigative journalism is too far. Bonus: They  actually interfered in a criminal investigation involving a missing woman.
  6. Nancy Grace may have inadvertently caused Casey Anthony’s acquittal in a blinding flash of irony.
  7. Speaking of irony: When selecting a security company to protect your money, you may want to go with the guys who were not robbed like it was a bad 80′s  action movie.
  8. Useful tip: If a bunny tells you to burn things, you might want to consider getting a second opinion.  Satan doesn’t count.
  9. As a general rule, your local PTA is probably not the place to pick up get-rich-quick investment tips.
  10. Off Lot Entertainment loses a bet, and must now produce the Space Invaders movie.