They Never Learn
GTP iCommerce. “We haven’t been convicted of a sex crime against a customer in the past week!”
beats by dr. dre “Our products have never been conclusively proven to cause STDs.”
Flash Factory “We have not been successfully sued for in the past year!”
Kelly Case Law Firm “Still not disbarred for unethical conduct with farm animals!”
House Water Filters “We haven’t sold ours customers credit card information to the Nigerians yet.”
Feel free to click the links a bunch so they can see what’s getting them new traffic.
(edited because they keep trying)
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June 9th, 2011 at 7:17 pm
I would try to get the Kelly Case Law firm to represent you in a case against itself but I cannot think of anything you can sue them for
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derko5 reply on June 10th, 2011 10:14 pm:
I’ sure the animal thing must be illegal somewhere.
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