beats by dr. dre “Our products have never been conclusively proven to cause STDs.”
Flash Factory “We have not been successfully sued for in the past year!”
Kelly Case Law Firm “Still not disbarred for unethical conduct with farm animals!”
House Water Filters “We haven’t sold ours customers credit card information to the Nigerians yet.”
Feel free to click the links a bunch so they can see what’s getting them new traffic.
(edited because they keep trying)