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Friday, January 28th, 2011

In our house the babies room is the absolute farthest point from the master bedroom. Because of this, we have a crib set up in our bedroom. The logic is, each kid will usually wake up at least once a night and that kid will wake up the other one. And so to prevent us from having to cross the entire house several times, we just set them up across the room.

Which means that I was sleeping peacefully, minding my own business and slowly dozing off to sleep, when I heard a noise.

To fully appreciate the noise I need to give you a little piece of combat aircraft trivia.

The Airforce has a ground support plane called the A-10 Thunderbolt. Amongst the many impressive features of this plane, is the front mounted gun, called a GAU-8 Avenger. The Avenger is an automatic cannon that is design to more or less cut main battle tanks in half. If shoots about seventy rounds a second, and each one of those is a giant shell capable of going completely through a large orphanage without slowing appreciably. When it fires, the individual “pops” of the rounds going off are so close together that you cannot make them out. It all melds together into one larger sound, which comes off rather like a thick set of sail canvas being torn apart.

Epic Prank

Tuesday, January 25th, 2011

I am totally jealous of this.


Epic Rap Battle Monday

Monday, January 24th, 2011

Words fail me.

Thanks to Jeff Machott for showing me these.


Art History Class Update

Friday, January 21st, 2011

In a school paprt I have attempted to link the Impressionist painter Monet, to the Billy Joel Song Mony Mony.

Let’s see if my instructor notices.

Worst case I get a few points off and still make an A. Although I seem to have ruined that song for myself forever.

Having seen what Monet looks like, the mental picture summoned up during the end of the song is horrifying now.

Ride your pony! Ride your Pony!

Never Let It Be Said That I Won’t Hop On A Bandwagon

Thursday, January 20th, 2011

I am furious that I didn’t think of this first.


I Hate Art History Classes

Wednesday, January 19th, 2011

There not so much a punchline to that comment. Just a statement of fact.

I find it very hard to come up with the creative energy to write something for this site, after spending god know how many hours pouring a stream of never ending BS into my word processor, in a painful attempt to convince the professor that anyone in the world has ever cared about the content of an Art History class.

I had something neat I was planning to try to write, but frankly, I don’t have the functioning brain cells left any more.

Here are the some random thoughts off whatever I happend to find on the Internet tonight.



Thursday, January 13th, 2011

Now with more sock.



Wednesday, January 12th, 2011

By all that is holy, discount why has this happened.

Warning: While technically SFW, bronchi you will not be able to unsee this video.


Best Razor Commercial Ever.

Wednesday, January 12th, 2011


On The Arizona Shooting

Tuesday, January 11th, 2011

What happened this weekend in Arizona was a tragedy. For the first time since I can remember someone attempted to murder a congressperson. Several people were killed, including a nine year old girl.

In the wake of disasters such as this, people tend to scramble to try and find answers, A lot of people toss out a lot of accusations, counter-accusations, half baked theories, manipulations, and even the occasional rumor. How was this allowed to happen? Who is to blame? What simple but shortsighted legislation can we demand before attention is pulled to the next crises?

Here are my thoughts on the subject.

Was the violent speech from Conservatives responsible for this?

No. That’s not how responsibility works.

This was the work of a crazy person. His only political alignment was to the diseased urges in his mind. Politicians and talking heads didn’t make him crazy. They didn’t buy him the gun. They didn’t prevent him from seeking psychological help. And they didn’t pull the trigger. Their speech didn’t make him do this. He wasn’t in their employ. If it wasn’t this, it could have been the Bible, or Catcher in the Rye, of Pokemon. He is a wad of paranoid emotion that found a target and went off.

Millions of people manage to listen to the same speeches, read the same web-sites, and watch the same pundits speaking, and somehow manage to not murder anyone.

Did the violent political rhetoric influence this event?

Well yes. That’s how society works.

Every action you take triggers potentially thousands of additional actions. The rhetoric was deliberately designed to influence people, that’s the whole point of communicating with people when you’re a politician. People in the public eye have the capacity to change the way other people speak, dress, think, and act. Millions of people hear the political speeches in this country. Millions heard what these politicians and pundits had to say. That changed and effected society. Which in turn exerted an influence on the shooter. People are angry and paranoid right now, I’ll leave it to you to decide if they are justifiably so. But the yelling, vague threats, not so veiled threats, demonization, and claims of victim hood that have been on the rise of late do not make for a pleasant or healthy society. At the very least it’s harder to pick out the crazies when there are people on TV that sound just as crazy. It makes it easier to blend in to the background, and easier for an insane person to find something to target as “the bad guys”.

Are people going to Politicize this?

Of course they are. That is how politics works.

Something happens, and the politicians react and adapt to it. It’s not any more morally reprehensible than any other political process that we use in this country. It’s just how things are. An event this significant is political energy, which like any other tool has no morality or consciousness. Tools require human direction to have morality. Something will happen politically. It’s up to us, this being a Democratic society, to make sure that this direction is a positive one.

Some people will try to make it about guns.  It isn’t about guns.  Making guns illegal doesn’t stop crazy terrorists from getting them.  And everybody having guns doesn’t prevent an event like this from happening.  Hell professional shooters miss all the time at close range in combat.  Imagine what a group of scared amateurs are going to be like.

Some people want to make it about free speech, or the abridgment thereof.  It’s really not, or at least it shouldn’t be.  Freedom of speech includes the freedom to say disagreeable things during political contests, and it should.  The alternative to our society tolerating speech we disagree with is far more horrifying to me than the results of Saturday’s shooting.

Maybe this should be about being seeing what political violence looks like.  Maybe this should be about saying “Oh….that’s not something I want to see more of.”  Maybe this should be about realizing that the media and political figures are in the business of telling people what they want to hear, and that perhaps we as a society should make it plain that we want to hear better from them.

Maybe it could be about learning to not act like you think murder or violence is a valid political strategy, so that when something happens you don’t make the cause you are dedicating your life to look like a bunch of assholes.

Maybe it should be about figuring out that there is a difference between an opponent and an enemy.

And maybe it could be about getting through one week of news without being hate-fucked in the ear by someone with with an axe to grind.  Maybe this could be about political discourse being elevated above the level of a fourteen year old virgin who had a bad night of World of Warcraft.

Or maybe it’s just one of those horrible things where people get killed and it doesn’t mean anything at all.  What the fuck do I know? I just write a humor blog.