The other night my daughter was sitting on my lap, while I was watching television. She had at some point previously managed to snag a small pillow. I think it was originally velcroed in to her car seat, not sure where she found it, but as small objects the baby can grab a small pillow seemd pretty innocuous.
As I sat there minding my own business, my little girl turns around and looks up at me. She stood up on my lap, the pillow clutched in both hands. She made eye contact and smiled. Then very slowly but firmly she wedged the pillow over my nose and mouth. She made quiet and cheerful little cooing noises as she tried to smother me.
Once again, not sure if this is adorable or horrifying.