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Something I’ve Been Meaning To Explain For A While Now

September 8th, 2010 by skippy

This has been floating around in my head for a bit, herbal and I felt I should really get around to sharing it.

Strike the third chime. Draw back the veil. And light the black candle.

Lament, as you contemplate your terrible epilogue.

Break the circle. Draw the sigil. And cast the unclean rune.

Bear witness as all you have wrought is rent asunder.

Chant the hymn of the cacophonous void. Reveal the exalted unspeakable Name. And unbind the final gate.

Wail and clamor as you invoke your pale and paltry gods for the respite that you realize can never arrive.

Gaze upon my dark work and weep, oh wretched child of humanity.

For I have put the Bop in the Bop-She-Bop-She-Bop.

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11 Responses to “Something I’ve Been Meaning To Explain For A While Now”

  1. Nate the great Says:

    OMG you need to get some sleep.

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  2. Raven Prometheus Says:

    Finally, Brother, we meet! You are He that put the bop in the bop-she-bop-she-bop, and I am He that put the ram in the ramma-lamma-ding-dong!

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  3. Adam Says:

    …and at this rate, you’ll be meaning to explain it for much time to come.

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  4. Draevis Says:

    I’d like to shake your hand.
    But who put the dip in the dip da dip da dip?

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  5. Michiel Says:

    You made my baby fall in love with me.

    Reply

  6. Shadowydreamer Says:

    Put down the mug, back away from the coffee pot slowly..

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    skippy reply on September 8th, 2010 2:35 pm:

    Death before decaffeination!

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  7. Twan Says:

    If only you had been the one who put the bomp in the bomp-alomp-alomp.

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  8. Dan Says:

    I have decided to come clean – I put the ram in the rama lama ding dong.

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  9. Cthulhulovesme Says:

    And from Bob Rivers

    Who put the stump in my rump ba-bump ba-bump
    Who took and jammed it in my ramma-lamma ding dong
    Who stood the wood where I poop she-poop she-poop
    Who put the stick up my hip-de-dip-de-dip
    Who was that man
    He shoved it up my can
    And left me stranded on this Christmas tree
    Yeah yeah yeah

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  10. Catbunny Says:

    *headdesk*

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