NSFW Wednesday Part 2

September 1st, 2010 by skippy

It has occurred to me, perhaps years later than it should have, that I probably need a category for “NSFW”.

Zombie sex toys. “Ever seen the movie Porno Holocaust*? Well let’s recreate that magic.”

C’thulu sex toys. “I’ll see your japanese tentacle porn, and raise you the lost city of R’lyeh”

Xenomorph sex toys. “In space, no one can hear you…you know what, forget it, you get the idea I’m sure”

I think that this company should make a load-lifter model. So you can recreate the climactic** fight with the queen from the end of Aliens. Just, y’know, in your pants.

*Actual movie. Look it up if you like. Just don’t do it from work. Yes it’s about what you think it is.

** HAH! Get it?

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Phelps Says:
September 1st, 2010 at 3:58 pm

None of which seem to be blocked by Websense. Win!

Bane Says:
September 1st, 2010 at 7:01 pm

Skippy, is there something you need to tell us?

Susan Says:
September 1st, 2010 at 9:55 pm

Again, OMG. Ya know, just when you think you’re old and jaded and have seen and heard *everything*…something like these links “comes” (smirk) along.

Catherine Says:
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:16 pm

Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn Oh god oh god harder…
I am a sick person.

Ian M Says:
September 3rd, 2010 at 8:16 am

Ummmmmmm. Skippy? Are you … okay?

stine Says:
September 10th, 2010 at 7:31 pm

HA! I got a kick out of the Cthulu one. If i wasn’t ona hiatus from sex, I’d get one.

whats up with the F’d up captchas recently, are they running out of misspelled words?
captcha: letterl naudebee (ok, is this supposed to be literal naughty?)

Wolf Says:
October 3rd, 2010 at 1:16 am

…

This is possibly the most disturbing thing I have ever seen.

Nice.