This weekend I received the following email:
I AM VERY DISSAPOINTED THAT I HAVE NOT RECEIVED MY REPLACE MENT COUPON FOR SKIPPY CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER
Note that caps, spelling, and formatting was left alone to preserve the magic that was this email. (Except for removing his physical address)
Now despite the fact that my site has been up for a little over 8 years, I have never actually gotten an email from someone who has confused me for the peanut butter company before.