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Models Ick

July 2nd, 2010 by skippy

I have not ever worked as a model. I have never worked with a model other than in a life drawing class.

I have not in the past, nor am I currently, nor am I likely to ever be in any way affiliated with either the modeling industry nor any affiliated businesses such as fashion of glamor magazines.

The closest I have ever come to an interest in these subjects is enjoying a few reruns of Just Shoot Me, and once being forced to watch The Devil Wears Prada.

Seeing as how I have absolutely nothing to do with this particular field, it is understandable that I have some gaps in my knowledge base on the subject. I don’t know a lot about being a model, or hiring a model or even how people are supposed to act when they work with models.

What I don’t know about models could probably be crammed into the Grand Canyon with enough room left over for a large river and several groups of portly German tourists riding burros.

But despite the vast and near complete ignorance of this profession, even I know that if you are the CEO of a modeling/talent agency aimed at teenage girls then you probably shouldn’t have Sex Type Thing playing as the background music on your web site.

For those interested, here is the site in question.

John Fitzgerald

John got famous for being a douchebag on an Internet dating site a few years back.

Oh and also it appears that his modeling agency is a scam, and he will try to extort anyone who points that out.

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11 Responses to “Models Ick”

  1. CCO Says:

    Just to be pedantic, I suppose, is that the individual’s full name?


    Anonymous reply on July 3rd, 2010 4:33 am:

    John Fitzgerald Page is his full name.

    He also seems to have to have covered his tracks fairly well. No address or phone number that’s publicly available. He appears to be a member of whitepages.com, which is typically used by the less savory users of the internet to track people down.

    I figure it’s just some douchebag who likes making things up about himself to compensate for a tiny penis.


  2. Susan Says:

    As a member of Mensa, I apologize for this guy…unfortunately, top 2% IQ doesn’t mean you’re a decent person.

    Sounds like he’s very impressed with himself. I personally try not to be. If I start getting too uppity, I remind myself of the episode with the manual dishwashing detergent in the dishwasher. BTW, salt cuts suds, if you ever need to know. And the kitchen floor needed to be washed anyway.


  3. ShuttleZ Says:

    Hmmm…. I found a PO box in Sunnyvale and a telephone number. Any WhoIs site search on the domain name will give you this. It’s public domain info.

    What I find interesting is that the host is Microsoft!?!


    Wyvrex reply on July 6th, 2010 10:47 am:

    I checked the whois as well. hes got a privacy registration service, so that PO box if for the privacy company.

    Gawker is currently bombing his hot or not, i lold


    Wyvrex reply on July 6th, 2010 10:54 am:

    Also forgot to mention his host is officelive.com which is free hosting from microsoft. his mailservers are provided by hotmail. If you check his website his homepage has default for a title, and all that was found at a glance, so he fails pretty hard.

    This guy reminds me of R kelly in the fishsticks episode of south park

    “you dont need to explain anything to me, im a mother@#$%ing GENIUS”


  4. Stonewolf Says:

    So here’s my question. Given that this guy is useful for little more than turning good food into shit, why are we wasting time with him instead of doing something more entertaining like clipping toenails?


  5. TheShadowCat Says:

    Why am I not surprised that he was on Dr. Phil in the episode about Male Egos: Out of control?


  6. LoC Says:

    Ah, what I wouldn’t do for occasional exceptions to rules about murder. If ever there was a deserving target…


  7. hebrewbacon Says:

    I was really excited to find that he’s an alum of my fraternity chapter. Fortunately, that makes it easy to find his personal information:

    Page, John Fitzgerald
    Beta Rho #1331 : University of Pennsylvania
    316 Westview Avene
    Columbus, OH 43214
    Home Phone #:614-846-4859
    E-Mail Address:sgnu88@hotmail.com


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