The Mysteries of Mega-Shark Revealed!
Explained in this handy chart!
The creator even has t-shirts and posters, so that you never need to be without this crucial information.
Explained in this handy chart!
The creator even has t-shirts and posters, so that you never need to be without this crucial information.
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March 10th, 2010 at 4:51 am
Ha I cant look at this with out seeing that bad meme
I’m a shark
I’m a shark
Suck my (well you get the idea)
I’m a shark
Captcha: military storming ,wow the best one yet
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March 10th, 2010 at 10:01 am
So… megashark is faster than a bullet train, but slightly slower than a Tomahawk missile? Interesting. This seems to be coupled with the fact that a perfectly normal Great White shark is capable of tossing itself a few feet in the air during a rush assault on a seal…
I take it then that the size to going-in-the-air ratio is exponential for sharks.
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March 11th, 2010 at 1:28 pm
I can’t help picturing how awkward if would look if the shark’s aim was off…
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Ian M reply on March 12th, 2010 3:23 am:
Me too. Then, whether he bullseyes or not, there is STILL the 30,000 foot drop back to the ocean.
“Sharks with frickin’ lasers in their heads…?!?” This beastie must have a rocket pack, supervision AND a built-in ballistic computer. At least. Maybe it should be a replacement for the Space Shuttle.
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Ian M reply on March 12th, 2010 3:34 am:
My bad. Megashark’s “known” altitude is not 30,000 feet, but considerably less. Even so, there is still this whole accuracy thing AND the landing afterwards. They’re kind of hard to get past.
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