Was watching TV last night and caught about half an hour of The Bachelor. This show and shows like it are total crap. Who wants to see a bunch of good looking people enjoying all expense paid vacations and acting as dramatic as possible just to get 15 minutes of fame? Has anyone done a statistic of how many of those relationships actually last?
I want to see a reality dating show that actually is entertaining and enjoyable to watch. I want to see The Bachelorette: Special Ed edition. Now before you get down on me for making fun of retards, I think that if done with heartfelt good intentions that the show could be not only heartwarming and entertaining, but a way to put back into the nations’ minds that mentally retarded people can have relationships too.
But if Fox gets ahold of the idea forget about it. I could see it now…
Instead of roses they could hand out special hockey helmets to those not staying. They could go out to romantic dates at the biggest plastic ball-pit in the world.
No, on second thought that show should never never be made period. Mark my words though it’s just a matter of time before Fox tries it.
How about harelips? They deserve love too, but then again if Fox is gonna spend all of that money to broadcast the show, they might as well pay for the corrective surgery. Unless…. They make the surgery the grand prize for the winners!
Has there been a porno made of “The Bachelor/Bachelorette” premise? If not there should be, if there has been then I imagine that they probably just wrapped up volumes 47-53 within the last few days. I don’t even want to look that up.
How long before Donald Trump is on “Undercover Boss”?
And the answer is “Yes! I am aware that the ultraconservative right-wing ass-hat network also puts out some of the most vile television on the air.”