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My son, the next Me!

Thursday, February 25th, 2010

I may have very well created a monster in my boy. He is girl crazy and he’s only 10.

I’ve caught him numerous times staring at my fiance’s breasts when she’s in a bikini, and when caught he says “well dad, in my defense, my future step-mom is really hot!”

We went to Cracker Barrel last night for a family dinner, and a pretty girl of about 10 walked by and my son nearly fell out of his chair looking at her. He gave her a wink and a smile, and she smiled back at him. He asked me what I would do. I told him that when I was single if a pretty girl smiled at me I’d buy her a beer. The little girl’s table was getting “happy birthday” sang to one of them at that very moment by the wait staff. The next time the waitress came up, my son asked her to send a rootbeer over to the little girl. I was too stunned to even stop it, I just gave the waitress a nod, which meant “Sure, you can be party to my son’s future as a player.” As the waitress walked by our table with the rootbeer, my son stopped her again and said “here give her this as well.” He put both his mother’s and my phone numbers on a napkin.

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A Short Video About Fast Food

Wednesday, February 24th, 2010

It’s probably not what you think.

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Joe Stack’s Manifesto Translated

Friday, February 19th, 2010

This site has a fairly decent crazy guy-English translation going on.

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Appearing Soon, At A News Source Near You

Thursday, February 18th, 2010

As most of you are probably aware, this morning a crazy guy rammed his plane into a Federal building in Austin, Texas.

For the next week here will be the statements from every commentator on US politics on the radio, broadcast news, and blog.

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This Is A Real Political Commercial

Thursday, February 18th, 2010

More political messages should be delivered with demonic sheep.
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Adventures in Online School

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010

At the present I am taking advantage of the newer and more generous GI Bill to go to online school. This allows me to take care of children, and do some freelance work, while still working on getting a degree.

Since I used to be a graphic designer for the Army (DINFOS trained killer!) and since I seem to be pretty good at it, that’s what I have decided to study.

If you’re ever been to an art school, or been to college with art majors, you may remember that art students can, at times, be a tad flaky. Most people haven’t been to an online school, but those that have can attest, online students, and instructors can be very flaky as well. After a few semesters I have discovered that these are cumulative modifiers.

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Avatar Larp

Wednesday, February 17th, 2010

Thank goodness they’re only joking.

Sweet Jesus, I hope they’re only joking.

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Are You F*cking Kidding Me?

Tuesday, February 16th, 2010

The Facebook Song.
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I give my final rose to….. Corky!!!

Tuesday, February 16th, 2010

Was watching TV last night and caught about half an hour of The Bachelor. This show and shows like it are total crap. Who wants to see a bunch of good looking people enjoying all expense paid vacations and acting as dramatic as possible just to get 15 minutes of fame? Has anyone done a statistic of how many of those relationships actually last?

I want to see a reality dating show that actually is entertaining and enjoyable to watch. I want to see The Bachelorette: Special Ed edition. Now before you get down on me for making fun of retards, I think that if done with heartfelt good intentions that the show could be not only heartwarming and entertaining, but a way to put back into the nations’ minds that mentally retarded people can have relationships too.

But if Fox gets ahold of the idea forget about it. I could see it now…

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Bruce Lee Audition

Tuesday, February 16th, 2010

Video after the cut.
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