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Archive for October 20th, 2009

Tips for Skippy

Tuesday, October 20th, 2009

I don’t know everything about raising kids, but through the years I have learned a few things. My Dad never passed anything on to me or my brother about raising kids, he’s really old school: beat your kids, don’t ever hug them, tell them they stink. Most of what we know we had to learn the hard way. I do have some brothers-in-law that are very smart, and were kind enough to pass on very important information from time to time too. I like to think that I’m a nice guy too, so I’ll pass some on to Skippy and anyone else needing guidance.

Disclaimer: These will not work if your wife reads this.

(Note from Skippy: You are aware that she knows about this site, right?)

First, a fact, just in case you didn’t know:

As long as your wife is breast feeding, baby poop really doesn’t stink.

This is important, because this is your window to rack up a lot points. Change as many poopy diapers as you can during this phase. Change as many diapers as you can regardless during this phase.

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MC Klingon

Tuesday, October 20th, 2009

Can’t Touch This in Klingon.

He’s In The Army Now

Tuesday, October 20th, 2009

A middle aged guy with a teen-aged kid just enlisted so that his wife could get treatment for her cancer.

Story here.