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Am I the only one who doesn’t fear clowns? Of course, my fear during the night is that if I look out the window, somebody or something will be looking back. Or that something is in the darkness where I can’t see. Which is why, if you have a ninja clown toy, DON’T HIDE UNDER THE COVERS! You rip it apart before it can properly creep you out and turn into a monster. But thats just me…
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!
Ok, sleeping with my ninjato by the bed for the next week or so, until the nightmares go away.
Fuck you, skippy.
Okay, I’ve never posted anything in the comments on this site, but after all the people talking about sleeping with edged weapons by their bed I had to. So okay, all you tough guys…
… to hell with you, I’m leaving one up the pipe on my 1911. :D
October 13th, 2009 at 11:56 pm
I do not think Skippy grok “wholesome” O_o;
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October 14th, 2009 at 4:35 am
And that is why there’s a machete next to my bed.
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October 14th, 2009 at 5:41 am
In no way, what-so-ever, are clowns wholesome. They are evil degenerates that are the scourge of mankind.
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October 14th, 2009 at 11:40 am
Am I the only one who doesn’t fear clowns? Of course, my fear during the night is that if I look out the window, somebody or something will be looking back. Or that something is in the darkness where I can’t see. Which is why, if you have a ninja clown toy, DON’T HIDE UNDER THE COVERS! You rip it apart before it can properly creep you out and turn into a monster. But thats just me…
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Leon reply on October 14th, 2009 1:30 pm:
Ninja clown toy?
Answer: Boomstick (S-mart’s top of the line)
Problem solved.
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October 14th, 2009 at 2:35 pm
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!
Ok, sleeping with my ninjato by the bed for the next week or so, until the nightmares go away.
Fuck you, skippy.
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October 14th, 2009 at 5:01 pm
Skippy ypu’re mean!
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October 14th, 2009 at 8:07 pm
Okay, I’ve never posted anything in the comments on this site, but after all the people talking about sleeping with edged weapons by their bed I had to. So okay, all you tough guys…
… to hell with you, I’m leaving one up the pipe on my 1911. :D
Ugggggh. Hate clowns. Don’t even know why.
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Catherine reply on October 15th, 2009 11:50 am:
Because clowns are evil. Every last fucking one of them. Fuck clowns.
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Dan reply on October 15th, 2009 9:36 pm:
That opens up whole new realms of unpleasantness, thanks, no.
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LoC reply on October 17th, 2009 3:39 am:
remember what the good folks at t-shirt hell once said:
“rape is no laughing matter… unless you’re raping a clown.”
…and some people wonder why I sleep with a loaded .45…
October 22nd, 2009 at 4:01 am
Skippy, you’re an asshole…
I did not need that shit!
Shotguns are the answer to clowns.
captcha: 40 spottier — The proper answer to clowns… A 40 mm grenade launcher and a spotter to make sure you got that SOB.
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November 21st, 2009 at 6:46 pm
Out of morbid curiosity, Does ANYONE on this list not sleep with a weapon within reach? Just asking.
Catchpa: gospels Robert – that’s what he’ll be singing in heaven if he comes into my house unannounced after dark.
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