(Submitted by gEiStToG)
1. Not allowed to openly say how much easier it would be to let loose Z-Day in Afghanistan
2. As per rule 1, but applies to Iraq
3. Not allowed to suggest Z-Day as a means to an end for any conflict ridden country.
4. Not allowed to reserve the AHA in the defense that it is the “Best place to fight off the zombies”
5. Not allowed to bring Bolt Cutters with me to the AHA “Just encase IT happens”
6. Not allowed to assume old sluggish Iraqi’s that are hunched over on the sides of the street to be zombies.
7. Not allowed to request to open fire on said Iraqi Zombies
8. (Not me) Not allowed to throw bottles of water at Iraqi Checkpoint Guards who should have been stopping traffic to get their attention.
9. (Again not me) Not allowed to Fire Pen Flares at said Guards.
10. (Not me still) Just can’t throw anything at the guards.
11. Same goes for throwing candy at groups of children, it’s very rude even if you’re not hitting them.
12. Not allowed to request the use of the MK-19 as a backup weapon to better fight off the Zombies.
13. Not allowed to state that the building the new soldiers moved into was the site of mass murders.
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