Archive for October 1st, 2009

Given the high level of “zombie awareness” evidenced on this site by Skippy and his regular contributors, I’ve decided (ie, been drafted by Skippy) to contribute this particular arrangement of thoughts and links for your education and/or entertainment.

I think that any good zombie apocalypse plan has to account for a few key factors:
1. You need food; they don’t (only brains). Stock up on food to survive through the millennium. Yes, you can has cheezeburger!

2. You get tired; they won’t. Carry some Scooby snacks for fighting off hordes of zombies.

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One of my readers sent me a link to to a site that is having a contest for humorous counseling statements. I’m not sure if I should enter this contest, although I am tempted to post everything from my list that was actually used in a counseling statement.

But it’s a funny read, and if any of you have anything to add, they might give you a free t-shirt.

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I did not know this. And now I do.

Well that pretty much guarantees no Barbar toys for my kids.

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