I’m relatively certain that this one is not a repeat.
(Submitted by Maria Blackmore)
- Not allowed to submit Purchase Order requests for a kinetic kill orbital weapons platform.
- Or any other sort of weapons platform.
- Even if we have enough staff with sufficient expertise to build one.
- Or a bucket of sunshine.
- Not allowed to submit Purchase Order requests for a secret underground lair.
- Even if you already have the perfect site lined up.
- They’re expensive and we don’t have money allocated for it in the budget.
- Tanks are a weapons platform.
- So are field artillery.
- And rocket launchers.
- And submarines.
- And automatic weapons, in fact, not allowed to submit PO requests for any sorts of weapons at all. That includes explosives too.
- And cattle-prods, if intended for use as a weapon.
- Even Nerf weapons.
- Unless you pay for them yourself.
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