Lately I have been spending most of my nights on the couch. Not because I have done something to anger my wife or anything. But because of one of the less pleasant changes that her body has gone through due to our impending parenthood.
She has started to snore.
So it turns out what contrary to what I had always assumed about surviving the walking plague that is flesh eating zombies, heading out to the countryside might not be your best option.
I talk too much. My wife talks too much. Chances are, my kids will inherit the “talk too much” gene. Or will be intelligently designed to talk too much if that’s your thing.
At least those of you that are not going to have a pair brand new infants need to start thinking about Halloween. I’ll be going as a “Frazzled sleep deprived man covered with spit-up”.
So people who aren’t in America have been having trouble seeing the video from the last post.
Here’s the same video, the sound isn’t as good, but you should be able to see it.
A friend sent me this video, which has a bunch of really fascinating facts a giraffes.
(Submitted by Kat)
1. Not allowed to make the new person get the signature for the schizo
2. Not allowed to make the new person get the signature for the cracked out alcoholic
3. You know what, if they’re screaming, cursing, muttering to themselves or tied up, YOU get the signature
4. No, we can’t gag the patients (it’s against the law)
5. No we can’t sedate them either
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