And you thought it couldn’t get any weirder…
So you are checking your email one day and every single person in your family, including the Aunt you haven’t heard from or spoken to in more than 9 years, sends you an email that says the same exact thing…
What the (random explicative) is Skippy’s List?
So you reply back to them saying you are a writer on Skippy’s List and relate that many of the tales are either first hand (you did it) or were directly witnessed by you. Meanwhile in the middle of writing the emails, your phone rings. It is the same people who emailed you, wanting to know what Skippy’s List is. So as you are typing a reply email to them, you are telling them the same thing you are typing. Then it gets weird… The door bell rings. Now you are emailing them, talking to them, and worried that they have flown 4200 miles to come ring your doorbell to ask you about Skippy’s List. Fortunately it’s just the UPS delivery guy. So you open the package, while typing an email and talking to your family about Skippy’s List, and it just happens to be your brand new Skippy’s List T-Shirt. If this isn’t enough, while talking to your family about Skippy’s List, emailing them about Skippy’s List, and holding your brand new Skippy’s List T-Shirt, you get an email telling you someone replied to one of your posts from about a year ago, on Skippy’s List. So today, I’ve dedicated myself to writing about Skippy’s List and boosting awareness of Skippy’s List.
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April 29th, 2009 at 9:07 am
That’s like “X-Files aliens were bored and decided to mess with you” weird.
But seriously, what are you doing today outside of Skippy’s List to promote it?
Captcha: “McNutt milking.” Aw, man! Why couldn’t I have gotten that one when I was awake enough do something with it? Goddamn X-Files aliens.
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David B reply on March 5th, 2014 7:03 pm:
Read the following in Rod Sterling’s voice for the best effect.
You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension – a dimension of laughter, a dimension of craziness, a dimension of mind. You’re moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You’ve just crossed over into the Skippy Zone.
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April 29th, 2009 at 9:34 am
Never heard of it.
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April 29th, 2009 at 9:40 am
If I were your family I would be more worried about the drugs you are apparently on.
Skippys List must be the new slang for methamphetamines. :D
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April 29th, 2009 at 9:45 am
My parents worry about how often my facebook status is “I <3 Skippy” with a link to an blog.
My brother, however, just nods, smiles and offers me a cookie.
Captcha : Champion Mixing. Is that like the baking olympics?
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April 29th, 2009 at 9:45 am
Perhaps “Skippys List” is one of those vague ideas that you never get the details on like the “Gay Agenda”
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skippy reply on April 29th, 2009 10:06 am:
I was hopping it would turn out that “Skippy’s List” was some sort of bizzare sex act, like a “Dirty Sanchez”, a “Rusty Trombone”, or “Canadian Drive Thru”.
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Christian Lafay reply on April 29th, 2009 10:35 am:
So now we need to think of a yet unnamed technique that is worth of being called “Skippy’s List”.
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Lit reply on April 29th, 2009 3:39 pm:
No, we really don’t. Because when you look at the past articles and comments about ‘doing the dirty’ here on Skippy’s list, you’ll realize that the technique will most likely end up involving someone dressed like a clown.
Minty reply on April 29th, 2009 4:02 pm:
I second that. After all, it’s all fun, games and oversized shoes until someone loses their eyebrows. . .
Billy reply on April 30th, 2009 10:57 am:
actually,it would probably be clowns raping and eating each other.
captcha: begin erally, yes, thats always how it begins…
Shadowydreamer reply on April 29th, 2009 10:35 am:
*Glares at Skippy*
Who told you about the Drive Thru?? You’re not Canadian!
SECURITY LEAK! Round up the huskys, lock the door on the igloo, someone’s been talking! (..or moaning..)
Captcha : Oooohhh Coffer. Coincedence? You decide!
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Andrew reply on May 2nd, 2009 3:54 pm:
Well I wasn’t going to mention it, but every time I get too involved in Skippy’s List my wife decides it is time to “distract” me. You’d be surprised whet you can do in a swiveling chair with height control and lumber support…
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April 29th, 2009 at 10:35 am
*sigh* I thought I knew them all but now I gotta go look up a “Canadian Drive Thru”
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Grayson reply on April 29th, 2009 11:52 am:
If I may offer some insight on the subject?
The so-called “Canadian Drive Thru” is an occasion when your loving lady friend gives you some ‘tender loving care’ while you are in the driver’s seat of your vehicle waiting in line to pick up your coffee and Timbits at the local Tim Horton’s franchise. Rarely done during daylight hours. It’s amazing what some women will do for a good cappuchino.
Capcha: insaner Min- yes, I am probably insaner than the Minimum, and not even Skippy can do anything about it!
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Murphy reply on April 29th, 2009 10:07 pm:
Seriously?? What’s that got to do with Canadians?
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Shadowydreamer reply on April 29th, 2009 10:18 pm:
Its the whole French part of Canada influencing us and causing us to make love with our mouths..
Captcha : Vat Tackles. Is that when you mount someone beside the deep friar?
April 29th, 2009 at 11:16 am
To make things worse, sometimes the reader comments are just as funny as – if not funnier than – the original post!
captcha: mandel 32. Well yeah, that was one of his better years.
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April 29th, 2009 at 4:44 pm
I’m just wondering how your entire family found out about Skippy’s List at the same time.
captcha: FINEST poems – all mine are lost to time.
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Andrew reply on May 2nd, 2009 3:48 pm:
Well my dad was doing google searches on my wife so he could fill in some geneology on her, and Skippy’s list showed up as the top search. Odd… I think not.
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April 29th, 2009 at 5:21 pm
It must be related to something about the inevitable zombie threat.
captcha: capacity chips- now made from kansas sunflower oil.
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April 29th, 2009 at 7:00 pm
wow…just wow…*falls off chair suddenly bursting out laughing*
ya know, i wasnt going to post until i saw the captcha…
captcha – the slunk: gaara…of the SLUNK! (apologies, i was watching the abriged version today…)
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April 29th, 2009 at 8:26 pm
Just like Judge, I wasn’t going to post either. I was happy today with just giggling at the comments about Canadian Drive Thru, et al when I saw the captcha.
Captcha – Less gimpiest ….does this involve clown shoes, an inflatable sheep and a fruit-roll kilt?
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Shadowydreamer reply on April 29th, 2009 8:37 pm:
I’ll point out that it only involves Clowns when you’re at the *McDonalds* drive thru.
HEY, we gotta keep warm somehow, y’know.. and we’re not aboot our dog teams like Scots are about their sheep..
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Pte Walker reply on April 30th, 2009 6:27 am:
The Canadian Drive thru must be done at Tims…may they be both blessed and damned for their wonderful, crack laced coffee.
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Minty reply on April 30th, 2009 9:05 am:
So, it’s not so much a “Canadian” Drive Thru as a “Clown” Drive Thru if it’s at a McDonalds, then?
Captcha: “Woodener 50.” Aw, Captcha’s trying to play too!
Shadowydreamer reply on April 30th, 2009 11:02 am:
Nono, when it’s at McD’s its a “Happy Meal” :)
Captcha : surges profound .. I’m not touching that with someone else’s 10 foot pole.
Michiel reply on April 30th, 2009 8:19 am:
Hmmmm, I would call that “McLovin”
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Billy reply on April 30th, 2009 12:36 pm:
“I’m mclovin it” and the commercial involves a girl putting her head in the drivers lap as he picks up his order.
JRGuinness reply on May 4th, 2009 6:58 pm:
HA! I just heard about the fruit-roll up kilt from a friend I made at Beltane.
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May 1st, 2009 at 2:26 am
I suspect this is a bad time to admit, but I’m afraid I have been comiling the Skippy’s list of things not to do during sex (not all by myself, that would just be exhausting), could this be considered for the skippys list or does it have to be one specific sex act??
If so I would like to submit wearing tentacles, while performing oral sex on a person of either gender and then getting ejaculate all over the face (kinda a cream pie?)
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Speed reply on May 4th, 2009 6:04 am:
But in Canada, wouldn’t that be an eskimo pie?
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