Comments on: Things Michiel Can Not Do In The Haunted House.

By: propecia

propecia — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 21:43:02 +0000

is it just me, or does the one that indicates not to lick the customers stick in anyone else’s mind?

By: SpaZzy

SpaZzy — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 18:01:35 +0000

Now I really REALLY want to work at a haunted house.

-SpaZzy-

By: ivan nappen

ivan nappen — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 09:46:10 +0000

26. not ok to stop customers dressed as Jay and Silent Bob just to talk about latest blog on Kevin Smith’s site…for an hour

By: Mike

Mike — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:54:10 +0000

1. Don’t scream in the ear of an elderly person. It isn’t effective if the hearing aid is turned off.

2. Don’t bite the ankle of a child. Even if he bites you first.

Don’t tell a young mother to put her baby on your plate and yell “Snacks!”

3. Don’t grab a troublemaker by his nuts and drag him to the door. Grab his nuts and ask him politely to follow you out.

4. Don’t squeeze the nuts unless he resists.

5. Important: If you do 3 & 4, be bigger than the guy you’re grabbing. Also help to be really good at hand to hand, really good.

6. If you happen to make them pee on the floor, don’t hand them a paper towel and point to the puddle.

7. If you make them shit their pants, don’t make the shortcut out the long way.

8. when escorting a person in a wheelchair through the most frightening scene, don’t lock their wheels and run away laughing. Especially if the room is dark.

Never tell a child under 7 years that the walk-around has candy for them.

By: Moggie

Moggie — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 17:48:47 +0000

Hey! I know that haunted house! Did the urine puddle actually get to the electric? I’ve heard the first part, but thankfully missed the clean-up.