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	<title>Comments on: Insert Seamen Joke Here</title>
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		<title>By: Petersen</title>
		<link>http://skippyslist.com/2008/08/05/insert-seamen-joke-here/comment-page-1/#comment-10456</link>
		<dc:creator>Petersen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Aug 2008 00:33:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The last S in SWIMS is "secure or redirect ventilation"</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The last S in SWIMS is &#8220;secure or redirect ventilation&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Daver</title>
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		<dc:creator>Daver</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 21:39:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>SWIMS:
S - Stop the Spill
W - Warn Others
I - Isolate the Spll
M - Minimise exposure
S - Stick in Extra S to make previous Pnemonic work...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>SWIMS:<br />
S - Stop the Spill<br />
W - Warn Others<br />
I - Isolate the Spll<br />
M - Minimise exposure<br />
S - Stick in Extra S to make previous Pnemonic work&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Jon</title>
		<link>http://skippyslist.com/2008/08/05/insert-seamen-joke-here/comment-page-1/#comment-10419</link>
		<dc:creator>Jon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 20:35:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Eh... contaminated spills were never really that big a deal. Yeah, you didn't want to drink it or anything, but the radiation levels of pretty much anything that we had access to in the engine room was so low it wasn't a big problem.

In the reactor compartment during a shutdown was a different story, but just being in there heightened your awareness greatly. Fortunately, the only time I ever had to go in there was when we had to clean it or paint it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Eh&#8230; contaminated spills were never really that big a deal. Yeah, you didn&#8217;t want to drink it or anything, but the radiation levels of pretty much anything that we had access to in the engine room was so low it wasn&#8217;t a big problem.</p>
<p>In the reactor compartment during a shutdown was a different story, but just being in there heightened your awareness greatly. Fortunately, the only time I ever had to go in there was when we had to clean it or paint it.</p>
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		<title>By: Lit</title>
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		<dc:creator>Lit</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Aug 2008 23:11:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I don't know, that looks exactly like would I would do if I were around a contaminated spill.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t know, that looks exactly like would I would do if I were around a contaminated spill.</p>
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		<title>By: Jon</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Aug 2008 13:41:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>There is an acronym, at least for Navy nukes, that we tend to learn in nuclear power school. Originally it is for the immediate actions for a contaminated spill, but there is an alternative definition that I lived by in the navy for whenever something wrong was happening:

SWIMS:
S - Stop
W - Walk Away
I - Instigate Others
M - Make up Story
S - Stick with Story

It amazed me how many sailors screwed up that last one, which just made the punishment worse.

(I leave it as a challenge for readers to get the real meaning of the acronym.)   :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There is an acronym, at least for Navy nukes, that we tend to learn in nuclear power school. Originally it is for the immediate actions for a contaminated spill, but there is an alternative definition that I lived by in the navy for whenever something wrong was happening:</p>
<p>SWIMS:<br />
S - Stop<br />
W - Walk Away<br />
I - Instigate Others<br />
M - Make up Story<br />
S - Stick with Story</p>
<p>It amazed me how many sailors screwed up that last one, which just made the punishment worse.</p>
<p>(I leave it as a challenge for readers to get the real meaning of the acronym.)   :)</p>
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