Comments on: How you doin?

By: StoneWolf

StoneWolf — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 19:13:07 +0000

I had an uncle who had some sort of medical problem and ended up unconcious and in a hospital. When he woke up he decided he was leaving. The nurse on hand told him he had to wait to be released as they had a few procedures to finish. Being a macho sort of fellow my uncle politly ingored the nurse and got out of the bed. He then realized that “a few procedures to finish” included removing his catheter. He now waits politly for nurses to tell him he can leave.

By: McNally

McNally — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 02:49:20 +0000

I had a girlfriend who, after we broke up, let me know she had chlamydia. This confused the fuck out of me, because I had just gotten back from Fort Knox and I was most certainly clean when I left. She didn’t get it from me.

But, to make sure I didn’t get it from her, I went to the Quack Shack to get checked. Thankfully, I didn’t get rodded: The doctor was kind enough to tell me that the needed fluids could be “milked” out. She will forever hold a special place in my heart because of it.

My results came back negative for any sort of Too Much of a Good Thing Syndrome, leaving me confused. The confusion got even worse when, when speaking with this ex- a few weeks later, she referred to the episode as a “pregnancy scare.”

English isn’t her first language. But how in the hell do you screw up “chlamydia” and “pregnancy”?

By: SrA

SrA — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 20:44:58 +0000

this may sound bad, but i like that chick’s sense of humor, of course i’m not a dude, so don’t get the sympathy pains.

By: TheShadowCat

TheShadowCat — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 20:22:02 +0000

That is going to have me giggling all day.

By: Andrew

Andrew — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 19:25:05 +0000

I’ve met the guy since the incident and he probably did both. Judging by the timeframes involved and the incubation period of gonorrhea, he had it before they met. So we are looking at the clasic case of a guy saying “I’m still a virgin” so women will pity them and have sex with them. Also, considering the fact that he told the lady (and I use the term loosely) who is my wife what he wanted to do with her, in lurid detail, I do believe the guy prolly cheated on my ex- too.

He isn’t too bright either, as one of his arguements for his cause while trying to get my wife to sleep with him was, “Well I’ve been with one of his ex-girlfriends so I’m sure he wouldn’t mind sharing you with me.” I’d told my wife all about the incident the first night we met.

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