Comments on: I Think I Need A Pet Snake Now http://skippyslist.com/2008/07/16/i-think-i-need-a-pet-snake-now/ The Official Site of Skippy's List: military humor and other things that make Skippy giggle for more than 15 seconds Tue, 02 Dec 2008 04:02:54 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 By: the intel guy http://skippyslist.com/2008/07/16/i-think-i-need-a-pet-snake-now/#comment-17996 the intel guy Thu, 09 Oct 2008 16:07:25 +0000 http://skippyslist.com/?p=180#comment-17996 I have a pet python named Infidel. But he's not yet big enough to eat anything larger than a small mouse. I have a pet python named Infidel.

But he’s not yet big enough to eat anything larger than a small mouse.

]]> By: Maven http://skippyslist.com/2008/07/16/i-think-i-need-a-pet-snake-now/#comment-8090 Maven Fri, 25 Jul 2008 20:16:22 +0000 http://skippyslist.com/?p=180#comment-8090 Well, they tore down the Flying Tomato, so that's out. Well, they tore down the Flying Tomato, so that’s out.

]]> By: Stickfodder http://skippyslist.com/2008/07/16/i-think-i-need-a-pet-snake-now/#comment-7420 Stickfodder Wed, 23 Jul 2008 00:10:15 +0000 http://skippyslist.com/?p=180#comment-7420 Umm you've never seen a Chihuahua in real life before have you they are tiny and almost hairless if you stuck them in Alaska they would freeze to death before any predator found them. And just for the record they don't shiver because they're cold they're just fucked up that way, seriously wrap the fuckers up in a blanket they just keep shaking (although if you take that blanket with them in it and hit it against a wall a few times they stop, they may twitch a little but that sops after a while) Umm you’ve never seen a Chihuahua in real life before have you they are tiny and almost hairless if you stuck them in Alaska they would freeze to death before any predator found them.
And just for the record they don’t shiver because they’re cold they’re just fucked up that way, seriously wrap the fuckers up in a blanket they just keep shaking (although if you take that blanket with them in it and hit it against a wall a few times they stop, they may twitch a little but that sops after a while)

]]> By: Andrew http://skippyslist.com/2008/07/16/i-think-i-need-a-pet-snake-now/#comment-7339 Andrew Mon, 21 Jul 2008 18:46:30 +0000 http://skippyslist.com/?p=180#comment-7339 About the chihuahua's and yappy dogs. Rather than having you pet boa make yapping noises and bounce around until the dog is digested I think we should pack them all in crates and send em to Alaska. Follow me on this. They already have evidence of eagles grabbing small dogs for food (google Eagle eats dog Valdez if you want more proof) and wolves eat them too. And since wolves and eagles are endangered we'd be providing a food source for these magnificent animals who would rapidly become mans best friend for eliminating said nuisances. But I know... what if there are no eagles or wolves around. Well the bears eat them too and those things are everywhere in Alaska. The only drawback would be if one of these tiny yappy footballs with four legs managed to impregnate one of the wolves. "Awooooooo..yap..yap..yap..." Captcha: taxpayer elevator... No big business or politicians allowed... (and it kinda rhymes too...) About the chihuahua’s and yappy dogs. Rather than having you pet boa make yapping noises and bounce around until the dog is digested I think we should pack them all in crates and send em to Alaska. Follow me on this. They already have evidence of eagles grabbing small dogs for food (google Eagle eats dog Valdez if you want more proof) and wolves eat them too. And since wolves and eagles are endangered we’d be providing a food source for these magnificent animals who would rapidly become mans best friend for eliminating said nuisances. But I know… what if there are no eagles or wolves around. Well the bears eat them too and those things are everywhere in Alaska. The only drawback would be if one of these tiny yappy footballs with four legs managed to impregnate one of the wolves.

“Awooooooo..yap..yap..yap…”

Captcha: taxpayer elevator… No big business or politicians allowed… (and it kinda rhymes too…)

]]> By: Minty http://skippyslist.com/2008/07/16/i-think-i-need-a-pet-snake-now/#comment-7299 Minty Sun, 20 Jul 2008 21:27:08 +0000 http://skippyslist.com/?p=180#comment-7299 Ooh. That sucks (the funny, not the 20 years old). Oh, well, [insert inane reassurance here]. Ooh. That sucks (the funny, not the 20 years old). Oh, well, [insert inane reassurance here].

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