Comments on: Some Things Not To Do In The Navy http://skippyslist.com/2008/07/14/some-things-not-to-do-in-the-navy/ The Official Site of Skippy's List: military humor and other things that make Skippy giggle for more than 15 seconds Tue, 06 Jan 2009 07:42:52 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 By: WC http://skippyslist.com/2008/07/14/some-things-not-to-do-in-the-navy/comment-page-1/#comment-12972 WC Sat, 30 Aug 2008 03:23:25 +0000 http://skippyslist.com/?p=176#comment-12972 Never throw footwear at an E-3's head to help him think. Even if you warned him first. Never throw footwear at an E-3’s head to help him think.
Even if you warned him first.

]]> By: swab jockey http://skippyslist.com/2008/07/14/some-things-not-to-do-in-the-navy/comment-page-1/#comment-11744 swab jockey Fri, 22 Aug 2008 00:48:44 +0000 http://skippyslist.com/?p=176#comment-11744 Do not go to the fireroom and ask for a BT punch (you have come to the right place) Never go to the engine room looking for "relative bearing grease" Never go to the engineering spaces running your mouth (you may find that there are outer uses for grease and or bluing) Never go to deck spaces running your mouth (these folks have ropes and chains, and they know how to use them) Do not go to the fireroom and ask for a BT punch (you have come to the right place)

Never go to the engine room looking for “relative bearing grease”

Never go to the engineering spaces running your mouth (you may find that there are outer uses for grease and or bluing)

Never go to deck spaces running your mouth (these folks have ropes and chains, and they know how to use them)

]]> By: swab jockey http://skippyslist.com/2008/07/14/some-things-not-to-do-in-the-navy/comment-page-1/#comment-9886 swab jockey Tue, 05 Aug 2008 02:24:10 +0000 http://skippyslist.com/?p=176#comment-9886 just a couple more Do not ask a seal if he can bounce a ball on his nose. If ordered to disengage the main engine jacking gear don't repeat the order as "Jack off the main,aye" It doesn't matter that is 1700, and that there are women visiting the ship, the quarter deck should not pass the word "ding ding women on board, supper for the crew" (USS Orion aprox. 1972) just a couple more

Do not ask a seal if he can bounce a ball on his nose.

If ordered to disengage the main engine jacking gear don’t repeat the order as “Jack off the main,aye”

It doesn’t matter that is 1700, and that there are women visiting the ship, the quarter deck should not pass the word “ding ding women on board, supper for the crew”
(USS Orion aprox. 1972)

]]> By: tgobg http://skippyslist.com/2008/07/14/some-things-not-to-do-in-the-navy/comment-page-1/#comment-6792 tgobg Wed, 16 Jul 2008 02:29:56 +0000 http://skippyslist.com/?p=176#comment-6792 if not it should be if not it should be

]]> By: tzanti http://skippyslist.com/2008/07/14/some-things-not-to-do-in-the-navy/comment-page-1/#comment-6744 tzanti Tue, 15 Jul 2008 17:56:35 +0000 http://skippyslist.com/?p=176#comment-6744 Wasn't that a NCIS plotline? T. Wasn’t that a NCIS plotline?

T.

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