This thread is worthless without pics!

Telling an SAS sniper he “couldn’t hit a cow on the arse with a banjo” bad idea.

Asking the CO for the afternoon of “as the surf is pumping, it was sets of six and eight this morning, and the tide is dropping”

Challenging the PT instructors to come out for a surf when its double overhead plus, snowing getting dark.

Playing Junkjard Wars (scrapheap challenge) on a military installation is forbidden, especially at weekends.

1. Just because they say “It’s not rape if you yell surprize” in BCT does NOT mean it’s o.k. to tell your CO. Because he’ll misunderstand and think it was taught during BCT. Slow new guy.

2. Don’t tell your CO ANYTHING! Especially about the half-gallon of whisky in your rucksack. On the day of going to the field.

3. If a commander from another unit says not to drink in the barracks does not mean you can drink in front of the commander of that unit. Especially during said briefing.

4. If you’re drunk, don’t take the advice of a fortune cookie. This is a long story which involves, but is not limited to strippers, swords, and MP’s…

5. Just because no one is pressing charges for #4 does not mean you can flaunt the fact that you did not get into any trouble. Especially in front of the Drill Sergeants who just lost their DS status during your AIT.

6. Especially because it happened during AIT.

All I could think of at the moment. Ya’ll take care and I hope I didn’t bore anyone.

GERONIMO!