Comments on: Great Moments in Haunted House Customer Service, #1

By: Fry

Fry — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 05:59:02 +0000

Wait, wait, wait.

You had to clean off make-up AND blood?

By: Phillip Vector

Phillip Vector — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 02:48:20 +0000

God… Brings back so many memories..

I used to be a part of a local haunted house that went for the “creepy” factor more then the jump out and shock you flavor..

I was a clown.. 6ft. Mask with a mouth down to my knees. I didn’t color my eyes because I thought it would be more creepy letting them see eyes that were human more (and I tries giving them pleading looks in it like I was trapped). No sound.. Just got up into peoples personal space and stood there staring…

Good times.. :)

Until someone decided to grab me and give me a “fake kiss” (Good thing I had vaseleen (sp) on the tounge, so she got hers). I fell backwards and hit my head..

Last thing I remember before blacking out was the security officer shouting into the Walkie-talkie “CLOWN DOWN! CLOWN DOWN!” (No one knew on the staff who I was. I made sure to always get dressed and undressed in private…

*sighs*

By: Mike

Mike — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 00:21:08 +0000

I always like your haunted house stories. Everyone here is going to love the quad story. Tell them the one about chasing the girls into the port-a-potty and their boyfriends locked in the car. That one made me laugh until I puked.

By: quincy

quincy — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 16:00:49 +0000

I’ve worked in a haunted house, and I have to sympathize. Some people are sadly deficient in the ’sense of humor’ department. Those same people are usually also severely lacking in the “decency” and “common sense” department.

Good on Todd.

By: Anselm

Anselm — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 16:37:42 +0000

I used to work haunted houses in high school. Needless to say, we routinely had people who wanted to volunteer, but were routinely turned down because everyone knows that volunteers usually flake after a couple of days. Except for one man, who had an ace in the hole- “I have a fake leg”.

Nothing will make people scream like seeing a forty year old man flip out, tear his leg off and start beating people with it.