Comments on: How to survive the inevitable vampire apocalypse http://skippyslist.com/2008/02/28/how-to-survive-the-inevitable-vampire-apocalypse/ The Official Site of Skippy's List: military humor and other things that make Skippy giggle for more than 15 seconds Tue, 02 Dec 2008 03:42:45 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 By: Storm Raven http://skippyslist.com/2008/02/28/how-to-survive-the-inevitable-vampire-apocalypse/#comment-19419 Storm Raven Fri, 07 Nov 2008 16:31:17 +0000 http://skippyslist.com/2008/02/28/how-to-survive-the-inevitable-vampire-apocalypse/#comment-19419 Forget the pentacle for Pagan vampires, just get another one of a different tradition, they'll be so busy arguing that a snail could safely get away from them. I suggest anything flammable, napalm, thermite, petrol (gasoline), it kills them and keeps you warm. Forget the pentacle for Pagan vampires, just get another one of a different tradition, they’ll be so busy arguing that a snail could safely get away from them.

I suggest anything flammable, napalm, thermite, petrol (gasoline), it kills them and keeps you warm.

]]> By: duna http://skippyslist.com/2008/02/28/how-to-survive-the-inevitable-vampire-apocalypse/#comment-3844 duna Tue, 15 Apr 2008 02:11:44 +0000 http://skippyslist.com/2008/02/28/how-to-survive-the-inevitable-vampire-apocalypse/#comment-3844 incendiary bullets come to mind, also World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War (abbreviated WWZ) by Max Brooks incendiary bullets come to mind, also
World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War (abbreviated WWZ) by Max Brooks

]]> By: Paul http://skippyslist.com/2008/02/28/how-to-survive-the-inevitable-vampire-apocalypse/#comment-3581 Paul Fri, 28 Mar 2008 09:55:04 +0000 http://skippyslist.com/2008/02/28/how-to-survive-the-inevitable-vampire-apocalypse/#comment-3581 Don’t forget the garlic! Reeking of garlic will automatically send the vampires running, as well as anything else in your nearby vicinity. I think garlic makes the dead skin on the vampires start peeling off? Ewwwwww…. That makes me automatically invulnerable to vampires and vampiric attacks. Garlic is tasty, healthy and a clove a day keeps dracula away. Don’t forget the garlic! Reeking of garlic will automatically send the vampires running, as well as anything else in your nearby vicinity. I think garlic makes the dead skin on the vampires start peeling off? Ewwwwww….

That makes me automatically invulnerable to vampires and vampiric attacks. Garlic is tasty, healthy and a clove a day keeps dracula away.

]]> By: sidhe3141 http://skippyslist.com/2008/02/28/how-to-survive-the-inevitable-vampire-apocalypse/#comment-3470 sidhe3141 Sat, 15 Mar 2008 02:56:19 +0000 http://skippyslist.com/2008/02/28/how-to-survive-the-inevitable-vampire-apocalypse/#comment-3470 Don't count on cold iron or holy water to protect you. Or crosses/stars of David/cresents/pentacles/Eyes of Horus. Or standing on sacred ground. Trust nothing but gasoline and matches. And regardless of what you see in the movies, knowing how to play dead is not a useful skill here. Don’t count on cold iron or holy water to protect you. Or crosses/stars of David/cresents/pentacles/Eyes of Horus. Or standing on sacred ground. Trust nothing but gasoline and matches. And regardless of what you see in the movies, knowing how to play dead is not a useful skill here.

]]> By: sheryl http://skippyslist.com/2008/02/28/how-to-survive-the-inevitable-vampire-apocalypse/#comment-3439 sheryl Wed, 12 Mar 2008 20:26:39 +0000 http://skippyslist.com/2008/02/28/how-to-survive-the-inevitable-vampire-apocalypse/#comment-3439 Make friends with Anita Blake and ask her to move in. She'll either kill them, or convert them to her harem. Make friends with Anita Blake and ask her to move in. She’ll either kill them, or convert them to her harem.

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