Comments on: When I am king

By: T'chung MayMay

T'chung MayMay — Tue, 20 May 2008 20:32:48 +0000

They still have corporal punishment at my old school. You get a choice: three whacks with a paddle or a day in ISS. Most people choose the paddle, or their parents say that they MUST choose the paddle, and there isn’t a lot of trouble at that school.

By: Dragonforce

Dragonforce — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 19:52:26 +0000

all past presidents will be assainated by a sledgehammer
Seymour butts will become the nations capital
The new saying for the US is i didnt do it

By: Stickfodder

Stickfodder — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 11:43:16 +0000

-All people applying for government possitions will have to pass an IQ test with 140 or above.
-Anybody wanting to posses or buy a gun will have to pass a rudimentary psychological exam testing for mental stability and take lessons on proper use and care for a gun, once passed they may buy a rifle or shotgun but in order to buy a pistol or any other concealable gun they must pass even more rigorous psychological exams. and fully automatic weapons will be outlawed to the general public.(background checks and waiting periods still apply).
-Racial and religious intollerance will be punished according to sevarity ranging from public humiliation and flogging to death.

By: Some Random

Some Random — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 10:47:27 +0000

A suitable punishment for any crime, be it murder or vandalism, would be to strap the convict securely into a plastic school chair situated in a sound-proof room, complete with a giant plasma screen TV, surround sound, 2 giant bass speakers and a DVD player… which just so happens to be playing an hour-long episode of Teletubbies… on a loop… at an incredibly high volume that isn’t quite enough to deafen. If it doesn’t kill the convict, it will deter them from further criminal offences.

By: sidhe3141

sidhe3141 — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 02:41:19 +0000

-Anyone who claims that the Bible should be the basis of the legal system will be treated as though it WAS the basis of the legal system, regardless of whether or not they have actually read it. Ditto the Torah, Koran, and any other holy book.
-The legal code, and society in general, will no longer discriminate against gays, lesbians, intersex persons, and transgendered persons. Anyone proven in noncompliance with this edict will be revealed to be a pedophile on national television.
-Seeking the death penalty under any circumstances where a lesser penalty would be reasonable will be considered a form of attempted murder.
-The military will return to the state of affairs where Congress needs to reauthorize its existence every six years. Should it be dissolved, its members will immediately recieve one year’s pay at the rank above their current one and anyone fighting overseas (although unlikely) will be called back home as soon as is feasible.
-Wars will no longer be fought for any reason other than absolute self-defense.
-The evolution/intelligent desigh debate will take place in all high schools. However, before witnessing said debate, all students will be required to be able to pass the exit exams (see below) in science and logic.
-Rather than focusing on abstinence-only sex education as a form of population control, birth-control devices will be made easily available in most public places. And rather than using abstinence as a means of checking the AIDS epidemic in Africa, condoms will be dropped in job lots by parachute.
-Abortion will be made freely available, and the social stigma will be removed is the same manner as the stigma attached to LGBT people.
-An exit exam will be a requirement to graduate from any public or private school. Anyone attempting to homeschool their child will be required to demonstrate adequate knowledge of math, science, English, and any other standard subject covered by passing same test with a significantly better score than the average graduate.
-On the subject of education, logic and philosophy will be taught in middle school rather than made college subjects.
-Tax evasion will be punishable by exile. And using shell corporations to evade taxes will be punishable by massive tarrifs.