Comments on: Unfair Standards http://skippyslist.com/2008/01/25/unfair-standards/ The Official Site of Skippy's List: military humor and other things that make Skippy giggle for more than 15 seconds Tue, 06 Jan 2009 12:06:39 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 By: Maff http://skippyslist.com/2008/01/25/unfair-standards/comment-page-1/#comment-3435 Maff Wed, 12 Mar 2008 11:28:56 +0000 http://skippyslist.com/2008/01/25/unfair-standards/#comment-3435 Hm... This talk of Thai hookers reminds me of a joke... A guy pulls up next to a hooker, waves a hundred dollar bill at her, and asks "What'll this get me?" The hooker replies, "anything you want." The guy seems to like this, so he asks "How long?" The hooker replies, "Just 'bout all night." So she gets in the car, they drive back to his house, and as she gets out of the car he hands her a tin of paint and a paint brush. "Paint my house." Heheh, but anyway, if the husband was the one saying "Surprise, Honey, I'm going to have a baby!" would the wife be able to sell him to biological studies? :P Hm… This talk of Thai hookers reminds me of a joke…

A guy pulls up next to a hooker, waves a hundred dollar bill at her, and asks “What’ll this get me?” The hooker replies, “anything you want.” The guy seems to like this, so he asks “How long?” The hooker replies, “Just ’bout all night.” So she gets in the car, they drive back to his house, and as she gets out of the car he hands her a tin of paint and a paint brush.
“Paint my house.”

Heheh, but anyway, if the husband was the one saying “Surprise, Honey, I’m going to have a baby!” would the wife be able to sell him to biological studies? :P

]]> By: Tabitha http://skippyslist.com/2008/01/25/unfair-standards/comment-page-1/#comment-3172 Tabitha Mon, 18 Feb 2008 04:07:31 +0000 http://skippyslist.com/2008/01/25/unfair-standards/#comment-3172 I just have to let you know that the "Thai hooker" has become a hot topic of conversation at our house. I have finally given in and told my husband that he may have a Thai hooker. My only stipulation is that he find one who can do windows. :) I just have to let you know that the “Thai hooker” has become a hot topic of conversation at our house. I have finally given in and told my husband that he may have a Thai hooker. My only stipulation is that he find one who can do windows. :)

]]> By: RedScarf07 http://skippyslist.com/2008/01/25/unfair-standards/comment-page-1/#comment-3005 RedScarf07 Mon, 04 Feb 2008 22:57:49 +0000 http://skippyslist.com/2008/01/25/unfair-standards/#comment-3005 Hmm... My husband usually doesn't get me gifts unless he's really thought about them... and he surprises me EVERY time. The weight thing: I KNOW my husband likes my body so I don't get mad whenever he slaps my bum and watches it jiggle. As for the baby surprise... NEITHER of us was really excited about it whenever we first found out. We'd just gotten married. I only really got excited around the 6th month. Hmm… My husband usually doesn’t get me gifts unless he’s really thought about them… and he surprises me EVERY time.

The weight thing: I KNOW my husband likes my body so I don’t get mad whenever he slaps my bum and watches it jiggle.

As for the baby surprise… NEITHER of us was really excited about it whenever we first found out. We’d just gotten married. I only really got excited around the 6th month.

]]> By: tsukinofaerii http://skippyslist.com/2008/01/25/unfair-standards/comment-page-1/#comment-2946 tsukinofaerii Wed, 30 Jan 2008 18:57:05 +0000 http://skippyslist.com/2008/01/25/unfair-standards/#comment-2946 Everyone forgot the big one - weight. Issues of weight should never be addressed. Ever. Because there's only two ways to do it nicely (the 'more to love' and the 'I don't love you for your body' ways), and both will get you in trouble anyway. Everyone forgot the big one - weight. Issues of weight should never be addressed. Ever. Because there’s only two ways to do it nicely (the ‘more to love’ and the ‘I don’t love you for your body’ ways), and both will get you in trouble anyway.

]]> By: JoAnn in VA http://skippyslist.com/2008/01/25/unfair-standards/comment-page-1/#comment-2944 JoAnn in VA Wed, 30 Jan 2008 17:01:23 +0000 http://skippyslist.com/2008/01/25/unfair-standards/#comment-2944 From my husband- "I may no longer remember the year of my wife's birth, though I may not forget the day and month." From my husband-
“I may no longer remember the year of my wife’s birth, though I may not forget the day and month.”

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