Without further Ado

January 24th, 2008 by skippy

And here it is.

The official list of things I am not allowed to do now that I am married.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Number 1:

I am not allowed to write this list. There is nothing funny about our relationship. Everything is fine, and you will not tell people that I told you to write this.

8 Responses to “Without further Ado”

  1. steelcobra Says:

    Looks like Azreal ( http://www.gaijinsmash.net ) has it much easier. His future wife doesn’t know any English and thus his blog is safe.

    Plus, second word in CAPTCHA is married.

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  2. McNutcase Says:

    Heh.

    Maybe I’ll have to do my list…

    “High explosives are to be left at work”
    “People don’t need to know how much oak your new build can drive a foot of piano wire through”
    “If the bomb squad had to be called, it better be pre-emptive rather than because you messed up”…

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  3. Alison Says:

    I busted a gut on this one kiddo…
    right at work….
    thanks alot!

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  4. Kenny Says:

    My wife so this and said :look honey, his marriage is just like ours” I replied to her with half closed eyes, “you are exactly right”

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  5. bindoverbindo Says:

    Just #1 so far? I envy your healthy relationship.

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  6. Paul Wiklund Says:

    Skippy, I have tried emailing you, to ask permission to post a link to your website on my blog, but the email came back as undeliverable. I would like to request your permission to post a link to your site.

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  7. Eric Says:

    That was out-freaking-standing.

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  8. Andrew Says:

    Heh. That sucks. Sorry bro.

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