Comments on: SGT Generic Part 1 http://skippyslist.com/2007/07/31/sgt-generic-part-1/ The Official Site of Skippy's List: military humor and other things that make Skippy giggle for more than 15 seconds Thu, 28 Aug 2008 22:25:36 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: T'chung MayMay http://skippyslist.com/2007/07/31/sgt-generic-part-1/#comment-4710 T'chung MayMay Tue, 20 May 2008 21:49:47 +0000 http://skippyslist.com/2007/07/31/sgt-generic-part-1/#comment-4710 Another one: When I was in seventh grade, I heard the following conversation between three eighth grade girls as our history teacher watched, dumbfounded. "The capitol of texas is in Dallas!" "No it's not, silly, it's in Houston!" *Proceeds like this for a bit and then another girl walks up and hears the arguement* "Oh my gosh, yall are both wrong! Everybody knows that the capitol is in San Antonio!" Mind you, this is in Texas, and seventh grade history means Texas history. My history teacher couldn't believe that she hadn't been able to teach these girls even so simple a fact as where our state capitol was. Another one:

When I was in seventh grade, I heard the following conversation between three eighth grade girls as our history teacher watched, dumbfounded.

“The capitol of texas is in Dallas!”
“No it’s not, silly, it’s in Houston!”
*Proceeds like this for a bit and then another girl walks up and hears the arguement*
“Oh my gosh, yall are both wrong! Everybody knows that the capitol is in San Antonio!”

Mind you, this is in Texas, and seventh grade history means Texas history. My history teacher couldn’t believe that she hadn’t been able to teach these girls even so simple a fact as where our state capitol was.

]]> By: Syndromia http://skippyslist.com/2007/07/31/sgt-generic-part-1/#comment-4082 Syndromia Tue, 29 Apr 2008 00:59:43 +0000 http://skippyslist.com/2007/07/31/sgt-generic-part-1/#comment-4082 I have to add one, my health teacher (in 2007) announced to the class that you always need to wear a condom while having oral sex because the girl could get pregnant. I have to add one, my health teacher (in 2007) announced to the class that you always need to wear a condom while having oral sex because the girl could get pregnant.

]]> By: Moof http://skippyslist.com/2007/07/31/sgt-generic-part-1/#comment-3495 Moof Mon, 17 Mar 2008 14:30:56 +0000 http://skippyslist.com/2007/07/31/sgt-generic-part-1/#comment-3495 love the stories and wanted to add my own, a friend of mine and I were talking, the conversation consisted of , events at a park one day where some kids were breaking ice with sticks just being goofy, and somehow he brings up his formation of ice theory in which it freezes on the floor of a body of water, then rises to the top. this was kind of understandable since he also things a proctor is short for a proctologist love the stories and wanted to add my own, a friend of mine and I were talking, the conversation consisted of , events at a park one day where some kids were breaking ice with sticks just being goofy, and somehow he brings up his formation of ice theory in which it freezes on the floor of a body of water, then rises to the top. this was kind of understandable since he also things a proctor is short for a proctologist

]]> By: Viper767 http://skippyslist.com/2007/07/31/sgt-generic-part-1/#comment-2842 Viper767 Tue, 22 Jan 2008 09:19:20 +0000 http://skippyslist.com/2007/07/31/sgt-generic-part-1/#comment-2842 I can add two other stories which encountered me in my final years on school. On girl was talking loudly with a friend of hers while standing in the corridor of the school. So unfortnately everybody on the floor was able to overhear following conversation: "Where are you travelling in your holidays?" "Last Minute? Where's that?" That wasn't the last time she gave us and our teachers a lot of pain ... now she's going to become a teacher. And again a teacher saying the following during class: "The center of an atomic explosion is quite hot nearly 500° Celsius (260° F)." After laughing their heads off a few friends of mine explained that he could add about 3 to 4 0 to that value. That is what can happen if you are going to school in Germany so be warned. I can add two other stories which encountered me in my final years on school. On girl was talking loudly with a friend of hers while standing in the corridor of the school. So unfortnately everybody on the floor was able to overhear following conversation:
“Where are you travelling in your holidays?”
“Last Minute? Where’s that?”
That wasn’t the last time she gave us and our teachers a lot of pain … now she’s going to become a teacher.
And again a teacher saying the following during class:
“The center of an atomic explosion is quite hot nearly 500° Celsius (260° F).”
After laughing their heads off a few friends of mine explained that he could add about 3 to 4 0 to that value.
That is what can happen if you are going to school in Germany so be warned.

]]> By: BombTech http://skippyslist.com/2007/07/31/sgt-generic-part-1/#comment-2686 BombTech Fri, 11 Jan 2008 18:33:36 +0000 http://skippyslist.com/2007/07/31/sgt-generic-part-1/#comment-2686 Disposal By Detonation...need I say anything else? Disposal By Detonation…need I say anything else?

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